Monday, March 23, 2020

DER TODESKING (1990) arrives on VHS in 2 Limited Editions from Cult Epics on May 15th

JORG BUTTGEREIT’S  DER TODESKING on “VHS” 
in 2 LIMITED EDITIONS and MORE!


 "What kills me, will remain my secret." 
- F. Lacenaire

Cult Epics presents on May 15th, 2020 the third release in the series Corpse Fucking Art: Jorg Buttgereit’s powerful masterpiece DER TODESKING (aka The Death King) on the original home video standard in two editions, very limited numbers, following the highly successful VHS re-issue of NEKROMANTIK & NEKROMANTIK 2 in the last years.
Cult Epics website Exclusives: DER TODESKING VHS (Limited edition of 50) NTSC. 
DER TODESKING Box set (Limited Edition of 25) includes VHS, 7 Art prints w/Certificate signed & numbered by Martin Trafford, T-shirt and Enamel Pin. Also available Enamel Pin of iconic TK (Death King) image, edition 75. Pre-orders are now taken at www.cultepics.com.

Synopsis: Seven stories on Death and Suicide, each taking place on a different day of the week, enframed by the decomposition of a human body.
DER TODESKING VHS-A (Limited Edition of 50)
Price: $29.95
DER TODESKING VHS-B BOX SET (Limited Edition of 25)
Price:  $99.95 each
Release Date:   May 15th, 2020

DER TODESKING
Production Year:  1990
Country: Germany
Duration: Approx. 76 Mins
Language: German language w/optional English subtitles
Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
Audio: Stereo
Label: Cult Epics
Rating: Not Rated

SPECIAL FEATURES DER TODESKING VHS-B BOX SET
- Feature film VHS with artwork by Martin Trafford
- Numbered Limited editions of 25 copies in Clamshell Case
- Exclusive set of 7 Art Prints (8.5”x11” inches) featuring art by Martin Trafford, w/signed and numbered certificate
- Exclusive Der Todesking T-shirt (S, M, L, XL), art by Martin Trafford
- Der Todesking Enamel Pin
- All housed in box with art by Martin Trafford


DER TODESKING ENAMEL PIN $12.00
- Antique Silver 3D Enamel Pin (1.25”X1.25” inches)
- Limited Edition of 75



HARD HUNTED (1992) (Mill Creek Entertainment Blu-ray Review)

HARD HUNTED (1992) 

Label: Mill Creek Entertainment

Region Code: A
Duration: 97 Minutes 
Rating: R
Audio: English DTS-HD MA 2.0 Stereo with Optional English Subtitles
Video: 1080p HD Widescreen (1.78:1) 

Director: Andy Sidari
Cast: Dona Speir, Roberta Vasquez, Geoffrey Moore, Bruce Penhall,Tony Peck, Cynthia Brimhall, Al Leong, Rodrigo Obregón, Michael J. Shane, Ava Cadell, Skip Ward, Chu Chu Malave, Richard Cansino, Carolyn Liu, Buzzy Kerbox, Mika Quintard, Brett Baxter Clark


In Hard Hunted (1992), the seventh film in director Andy Sidaris' series of girls, guns and g-strings films, we find bikini-clad L.E.T.H.A.L. agents Donna (Dona Speir, Dragnet) and Nicole (Roberta Vasquez, Picasso Trigger) again facing off against the notorious arms dealer Kane. Gone is Pat Morita (The Karate Kid) who played Kane in the previous film Do Or Die (1991), having been replaced by totally different guy  Geoffrey Moore (Fire, Ice & Dynamite), the son 007-star Roger Moore (Octopussy). The younger Moore at least plays the villain with a bit of his father's panache, so I forgive the strange switch-a-roo.


The scantly-clad spy-thriller has the lady-agents chasing after a jade Buddha trinket that conceals within it what turns out to be a some sort of nuclear trigger, and they gotta get a hold of it before Kane sells it to some Middle Eastern terrorist group. As a fan of the series I was pleased to see that this entry is a slight return to form, as I was not too happy with the last film. I thought this one righted a lot of what was wrong with the previous entry. 


The film starts off by setting up that there's a sexy double-agent named Silk (Carolyn Liu, Do Or Die) working within Kane's organization, while L.E.T.H.A.L. also has a double-agent in their midst, a steely-eyed character named Cole played by surfer turned fashion model Buzzy Kerbox. The first few minutes lso brings back the lovely Cynthia Brimhall (Picasso Trigger) as crooning secret agent Edy performing to a crowd of onlookers in a typically revealing get-up that highlight her top-drawer assets. We find Donna and Nicole being assisted by a L.E.T.H.A.L. operated radio station that informed through broadcasts of a segments called 'sextrology', it's silly stuff, with the ladies operating the station often wearing g-strings if anything at all, it just being another opportunity for more T&A, which I think we can all appreciate.


Baddie Kane again enlists the help of various  henchmen this time around, we get the return of Chu Chi Malave (Mausoleum) and Richard Cansino as a pair of bumbling hit-men, code-named Wiley and Coyote. They even bring back the hovercraft explosion gag I am certain we saw in another Sidaris film, the exact same explosion being re-used, very Troma-esque. Sidaris regular Rodrigo Obregon (Savage Beach) also returns, this time as an one-eyed operative named Pico, with the best of the baddies being Al Leong (Big Trouble in Little China) as Kane's preferred assassin, a guy named Raven who flies around in a mini gyrocopter that's painted black and tricked out with machine guns and missiles. 


As with most of these films it largely happens in the gorgeous settings of the islands of Hawaii, but there is a short and pointless detour to the mainland, with  doomed agent Mika (Mika Quintard, Candyman) heading to Sedona, Arizona by way of Phoenix's Sky Harbor Airport, which as a resident of Arizona I appreciated. The detour makes a decent excuse to watch shots of g-strung Donna and Nicole splashing around in a mountain stream, and some cool gyrocopter action.  


Hard Hunted (1992) looks great, the visuals of both the gorgeous tropical locations and numerous scantily-clad curvy women are wonderful, Sidaris had an real eye for this slick-looking, action-adventure fantasy, overflowing with T&A, hilarious dialogue and some truly headquartering moments that make it so much fun, while there is still no scene I love as much as the rocket launcher scene from Hard Ticket To Hawaii it's still a blast. The strangest scene for me was a scene of KSXY employees watering a radio transmission tower to increase it's range, which I don't think is a thing, there's also a strange sub-plot involving Donna losing her memory and momentarily joining the enemy and sexing up Pico, which felt more like padding than anything else, but it also allowed for more sex, which is sort of this film series thing, thinking up fun and usually goofy ways to cram more sexy ladies onto the screen, and I am okay with that.   


Audio/Video: Hard Hunted (1992) arrives on Blu-ray from Mill Creek Entertainment with a spiffy-looking 4k restoration prepared by the fine folks at the American Genre Film Archive (AGFA). It's a good looking image, grain structure is rich, colors are vibrant, and the plentifully displayed skin tones looks natural. The image is cropped from the original open matte framing to create a widescreen 1.78:1 presentation that's HD TV friendly, but the cropping looks good and doesn't looked cramped at all. Audio comes by way of English DTS-HD MA  2.0 stereo audio that sounds good, it's clean and well-balanced with optional English Subtitles are provided. 



All the extras are ported over from the previous special edition DVDs, we get an introductions for the film from director Andy Sidaris who is joined by the topless Julie Strain, plus we get an audio commentary from the director and his producer wife, plus 22-mins of Malibu Bay trailers, and a 48-min behind-the-scenes featurette, and a brief nudity filled Easter Egg. Like the other films on the set this release also comes with a digital code of the film for Mill Creek Entertainment streaming service movieSPREE.


Special Features: 
- All new 4K transfer by the American Genre Film Archive
- Introduction by Director Andy Sidaris & Julie Strain (1 min) 
- Audio Commentary with Andy and Arlene Sidaris
- Malibu Bay Trailers: Hard Hunted, Hard Ticket To Hawaii, Malibu Express, Picasso Trigger, Return To Savage Beach, Savage Beach, The Dallas Connection, Day of the Warrior, Do Or Die, Enemy Gold, Fit To Kill, Guns (22 min) 
- Behind-the-Scenes Featurette (41 min) 
- Easter Egg (1 min) 


Hard Hunted (1992) is another Sidaris action-gem stuffed with the usual amounts of sexy ladies in bikinis, naked ladies taking showers, sexy topless ladies deejaying and pouring coffee, and then on top of that there's a veneer of cheesy spy and action-thriller content, chock full of awful but awesome dialogue, all of which I find thoroughly entertaining. Even seven films into this series I am still a bit dumbfounded that these films are getting gorgeous looking Blu-ray releases, here's hoping that after these have all received their stand-alone Blu-ray that we see a Steelbook box set of all these girls, guns and g-strings films. That would be the absolute nipple of perfection on top of these already titty-filled fever dreams of ridiculous action-fantasy.

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Sunday, March 22, 2020

DANGEROUS CARGO (1977) (Mondo Macabro Blu-ray Review)

DANGEROUS CARGO (1977)

Label: Mondo Macabro
Region Code: Region-Free
Rating: Unrated
Duration: 85 Minutes
Audio: Greek Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono with Optional English Subtitles
Video: 1080p HD Fullscreen (1.37:1)
Director: Kostas Karagiannis
Cast: Deborah Shelton,  Kostas Karagiannis, Nikos Verlekis, Giorgos Hristadoulou, Stavros Farmakis, Ilias Grigontis


When the Captain of a cargo ship is found stabbed to death before leaving port a new captain (Nikos Verlekis) is assigned to his ship, bringing along with him his sex-pot wife (Deborah Shelton, Body Double). Having a sinfully hot wife aboard a ship full of crusty seafarers might seem like a bad idea, and and it is. The pipe-smoking Captain is tasked with transporting an unknown cargo to a as of yet revealed destination somewhere in Asia. it all seems a bit shady, and is it , the captain unaware that he is transporting explosive contraband, liquid Nitroglycerin. He is also unaware that a criminal element, a bad-guy played by director Kostas Karagiorgis (The Wife Killer), has begun steering his crew towards mutiny, with the promise of selling  the nitroglycerin to nefarious buyers in Sudan for a large profit. His loyal first-mate (Giorgos Hristodoulou) uncovers the mutinous plan and attempts to warn his Captain, but seeing as this first-mate was his wife's former lover, and that the captain catches him peeping his wife in the shower, the captain is unwilling to entertain the notion, which proves to be a fatal error.



All of Dangerous Cargo's watch-ability and entertaining sleaze factor come by way of former Miss U.S.A. Deborah Shelton (TV's Dallas), if it were not for her alluring presence I don't think I could have made it through this in one sitting. The sultry Shelton is nude more often than not, be it making love to her husband or making love to her former flame in his flashback fantasies. The later she's raped by the mutinous criminal element, and when her husband is dispatched she then uses her sexuality to get an explosive revenge on the killer.



Alright to be fair the baddie, played by director Kostas Karagiorgis, is also plenty entertaining in his own right, with his white hair and dark expressive eyebrows, he's just chewing on the scenery and clearly loving playing the often shirtless villain. That said, everything else about this high-seas crime film was a bit of a slog for me, but the nudity and fun baddie kept from abandoning ship altogether. The kicker of it all is the hilarious stock footage finale that caps it all of, ugh, what a stinker, for a film that's about an illicit explosive cargo the plot is all fizzle, with only the foxy Deborah Shelton offering any sort of sizzle. 



Audio/Video: Dangerous Cargo (1977) arrives on region-free Blu-ray from Mondo Macabro as part of their Greek collection, this being volume four in the series. There's a disclaimer stating that the new HD master, advertised as being from the original camera negative, was provided by the licencor, and that the quality of it occasionally dips below MM own standards. Framed in 1.37:1 fullscreen the images generally looks quite pleasing, the well-lit scenes show nice depth and clarity, colors looks accurate and the visuals are filmic looking, but the darker interior scenes are a bit murkier with some detail-sapping black crush, but all in all I was pleased with the image.



Audio comes by way of a lossy Greek Dolby Digital 2.0 track with optional English subtitles. Obviously an uncompressed track would have been preferable but I didn't find the Dolby mono audio bad by any means, dialogue us clean and crisp, and the off-beat score sounds fine. 



No extras on this release, just an 11-min Mondo Macabro trailer reel. The single-disc Blu-ray comes housed in a standard keepcase with a new illustration from artist Justin Coffee that puts the lovely Debbie Shelton front and center, with baddie Kostas Karagiorgis in the background, looking very much like a young Joe Dante to my eyes.    



Special Features: 
- New HD transfer from original negative
- Region Free
- Greek language track with newly translated English subtitles
- Mondo Macabro Previews (11 min) 
- Brand new cover art by Justin Coffee



At just eighty-five minutes in length the film is at least well-paced, but it's not a film I love. It's a mostly single-location story shot on a ship, that's strangely peppered with flashbacks to the first-mate's life with the captain's wife, but it's just padding to get this stinker to full-length, and other than enjoying the eye-candy that is Deborah Shelton I think this thing is a bit of a bore, but it has some cool exploitative elements that lovers of sleaze might enjoy.


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