Saturday, December 21, 2013

Review: INFINITE SANTA 8000 (2013)


INFINITE SANTA 8000 (2013) 
Label: Midnight Releasing
Duration: 95 minutes
Director: Michael Neel
Cast: Duane Bruce, Tara Henry, Michael Neel

Infinite Santa 8000 the movie is a creation of filmmakers Greg Ansin and Michael Neel, the same demented minds who brought us the indie horror anthology Drive-In Horror Show (2011), the project started as a 13 episode web-series on YouTube and it's developed quite a cult following over the years and now we have a feature length film that expands on the original story and amps up the gruesome Santa-themed violence. 


In the reality of Infinite Santa 8000 Earth has been transformed into a post-apocalyptic wasteland populated by robotic-mutants hybrids Hell bent on destroying Christmas. Our cyborg Santa wanders the wastelands with his robot companion Martha scavenging for scraps to meat and battling the grotesque mutants and violent kill bots in an attempt to carry-on the Christmas spirit. 

At the start of the movie Santa is engaged in an epic death match with a robo-mutant from which he emerges victorious, completely destroying his opponent. Returning to his sanctuary in the wastelands things quickly turn ugly when his arch-enemy, the evil Dr. Shackleton, kidnaps Martha for nefarious purposes. Our cybernetic Santa jumps into his slayer-sled drawn by his loyal robo-reindeer and must face off against the diabolical mad scientist and his hordes of mutant creatures and kill bots to save Martha. 

The carnage comes fast and ridiculous and with tasty holiday puns like "I'll color my eggs with your blood!", it's delightfully corny stuff.  Dr. Shackleton's horde of mutant creatures are pretty fantastic, we have crabmonkeys, batsharks, octo-blobs and a ferocious and fanged 100 ft. tall Easter Bunny that's just chews shit up, it's a brilliant assortment of mutant and cybernetic menaces for Infinite Santa to face-ff against, completely cartoony and awesome. 

The animation is pretty lo-fi but wouldn't be out of place on Adult Swim, it's fun stuff with a blazing heavy metal soundtrack that suits the onscreen carnage exquisitely. The tone of the film reminded me a bit of The Road Warrior (1981) by way of the Robot Santa episodes of Futurama and if that sounds like a sweet slice of demented xmas awesomeness I assure you that it is. 

If you're looking for a demented ultra-violent Christmas movie this year that's a bit off the beaten-path and just might traumatize the kids I say give the Infinite Santa 8000 movie a watch and check out the web-series. The movie is available to stream or download from Amazon Instant Video, Google Play, Xbox Video, Vudu and numerous video-on-demand services. Be sure to spread the post-apocalyptic yuletide fear with Infinite Santa this year. 3 Outta 5 


Saturday, December 14, 2013

HOLIDAY GIFT IDEAS PT. 2: MILL CREEK ENTERTAINMENT MULTI-PACKS

While Mill Creek Entertainment may not be renowned for their gorgeous audio-visual presentations I think they make-up for in sheer volume and price-pint, you purchase any of their multi-packs and you pretty much have an instant cult-movie collection at a bargain price and they make great stocking stuffers! 

Up first is the GREATEST TERROR CLASSICS - 24 Disc Set which offers up a staggering 100 films classic, obscure and cult movies. This set is actually a repackaging of  the PURE TERROR  and the HORROR CLASSICS ANNIVERSARY EDITION 12-Disc sets at a discounted price - which is awesome. The Horror Classics focused on horror from the 1920's through the early 1960's featuring some choice cuts including Carnival of Souls (1962), Nightmare Castle (1965) with Barbara Steele, the Roger Corman productions of The Little Shop of Horrors (1960), The Terror (1963), and Dementia 13 (1963), William Castle's The House on haunted Hill (1958) with Vincent Price plus silet-era classics The Phantom of the Opera (1925), The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923) and Noseferatu (1922)  - it's a very well-rounded collection that also loaded with quite a few stinkers such as the horrendous atom age stinker The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) with wrestler Tor Johnson (Plan 9 from Outer Space) and The Ape (1940) with Bela Lugosi.


Of the two sets I'm more partial to the PURE TERROR 12-Disc Set which is loaded with tons of great b-move madness and cult cinema oddities including a trio of films from Spanish horror icon Paul Naschy, Lucio Fulci's The House by the Cemetery (1981), the insane Italian actioner Hands of Steel (1986) with John Saxon (A Nightmare on Elm Street), the kiwi-terror Death Warmed Up (1984) and the underrated Euro-chiller The Night Evelyn Came Out of Her Grave (1971) - there's some great treasures on this set, we have plenty of schlock, cult-terror, slashers and drive-in chillers and quite a few groaners too, such as the super-corny My Mom's a Werewolf (1989), but even that  appealed to my love of bad cinema.  Many of these titles are available through other sources with more pristine transfers with supplemental materials but this set will not break your wallet and for what you might pay for three deluxe editions you're getting fifty and one weird adventure into the dusty vaults of obscure cinema.


100 GREATEST TERROR CLASSICS - 24 Disc Set 

Journey into the soul of spine-tingling terror!

For decades, horror films have frightened and delighted audiences by capturing their innermost fears and phobias and projecting them onto the silver screen. Honor your love of horror with this eerie array of cinematic scares, from the earliest silent films through the golden age of monster movies and beyond! Discover the darkest nights of fright and have a screaming good time with this collection of gruesome gold!

The Amazing Mr. X (1948)
The Amazing Transparent Man (1960)
Anatomy of a Psycho (1961)
The Ape (1940)
Atom Age Vampire (1960)
Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959)
The Bat (1959) B&W Vincent Price
The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
The Black Dragons (1942)
Blood Sabbath (1972)
Bloodlust (1959)
Bloody Pit of Horror (1965)
Bluebeard (1944)
The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962)
Carnival of Souls (1962)
The Corpse Vanishes (1942)
Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961)
Crucible of Horror (1970)
Curse of Bigfoot (1978)
Dead Men Walk (1943)
Death in the Shadows (1985)
Death Warmed Up (1984)
Dementia 13 (1963)
The Devil's Nightmare (1971)
Devil's Possessed (1974)
Doctor Jekyll and the Werewolf (1972)
Don't Answer the Phone! (1980)
Doomed to Die (1940)
Double Exposure (1983)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (Silent) (1920)
The Dungeon of Harrow (1962) y
The Eerie Midnight Horror Show (1974)
The Embalmer (1965)
Evil Brain from Outer Space (1956)
Fangs of the Living Dead (1969)
The Fatal Hour (1940)
Frankenstein 80 (1972)
The Giant Gila Monster (1959)
The Gorilla (1939)
Grave of the Vampire (1972)
Green Eyes (1934)
Guru, the Mad Monk (1970)
Hands of Steel (1986)
Horror Rises from the Tomb (1973)
The House by the Cemetery (1981)
House on Haunted Hill (1959)
The House That Screamed (1969)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Silent) (1923)
The Indestructible Man (1956)
Invisible Ghost (1941)
It Happened at Nightmare Inn (1973)
Keep My Grave Open (1976)
The Killer Shrews (1959)
King of the Zombies (1941)
The Last Man on Earth (1960)
Last Woman on Earth (1960)
The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)
The Mad Monster (1942)
Maniac (1934)
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
The Manster (1962)
Metropolis (1927)
Monster (AKA Monstroid) (1979)
Monster from a Prehistoric Planet (1967)
The Monster Maker (1944)
The Monster Walks (1932)
Mutant (1984)
My Mom's a Werewolf (1989)
The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave (1971)
Night Fright (1968)
Night of Bloody Horror (1969)
Night of the Blood Beast (1958)
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Nightmare Castle (1965)
Nosferatu (Silent) (1922)
One Body Too Many (1944)
Oval Portrait, The (1972)
The Phantom from 10,000 Leagues (1956)
The Phantom of the Opera (Silent) (1925)
Point of Terror (1971) C
Revolt of the Zombies (1936) 

Satan's Slave (1976)
Scared to Death (1946)
The Screaming Skull (1958)
A Shriek in the Night (1933)
Swamp Women (1955)
The Tell-Tale Heart (1960)
The Terror (1963)
Terror Creatures from the Grave (1965)
Terror in the Jungle (1968)
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1963)
The Thirsty Dead (1974)
Tormented (1960)
The Undertaker and His Pals (1966)
The Vampire Bat (1933)
The Vampires' Night Orgy (1973)
The Werewolf of Washington (1973)
White Zombie (1932)
The World Gone Mad (1933) 


It's a fun set, if it came down to choosing one over the other I recommend the PURE TERROR  12-Disc set for it's variety and dearth of 70's and 80's drive-in titles. 


Mill Creek Entertainment usually stick with public domain and Crown International library titles with their budget collections but do occasionally license indie-horror titles such as with the BLOOD BATH 12 Movie Collection a few years back which introduced me to British screamer queen Fiona Horsey (Angst) and here we have a UK-centric collection of low-budget and not altogether inspiring horror movies from the past few years, without exception the quality of the productions and the performances are very poor. If you can pick it up for just a few bucks I'd gift this one to that pain in the ass nephew of yours who routinely snipes your ass on Call of Duty: Ghosts...


FREAK SHOW CINEMA – 12 Movie Set

Over 17 Hours of Freaks and Creeps!

Step right up and feast your eyes on 12 of the freakiest and creepiest midnight movies! Bound together for the first time, this 3 DVD set of cult movie madness is packed with hours of gore and giggles, enough to satisfy even the kookiest of cravings. From flesh-eating zombie armies to demon invasions, this horror collection is certain to keep you gasping, screaming and squirming with over 16 hours of sideshow scares!

Tales of the Dead: Grim Stories of Curses, Horror and Gore (2010)
Five friends gather on Halloween to continue their ritual of telling horror stories. Each one telling a more sinister tale than the next, unaware of the horror that awaits them on this All Hallow's Eve.

Zombie Genocide: Legion of the Damned (2012)
Chaos is rampant as a biochemical terrorist attack rages in several heavily-populated cities. The world will never be the same as the virus spreads across the continent turning thousands of people into a horrific flesh-eating army of the dead.

The Curse of Blanchard Hill (2006)
Victor McShane disappeared on Blanchard Hill in the spring of 1985. Twenty years later, a group of campers take a hike to Blanchard, unaware that a killer is on the loose, killing people without mercy.

Idol of Evil: Hell Is Forever (2009)
David Hilton is a mythological expert. When his friend and colleague, Dr. Kixley, is kidnapped by dangerous Satanists, David is called on by the Vatican to help save Dr. Kixley from an evil end.

Below Ground: Demon Holocaust (2012)
Dave Dommin documents a demon invasion in his hometown offering shelter to four people. Together they struggle to survive the demonic infestation, all the while fighting amongst themselves.

Order Of One: Kung Fu Killing Spree (2011) Sonny and his cohort Ross stand in the way of the city's crime lord, Mr. Park, and his desire to possess the spear that pierced the side of Jesus on the Cross. The spear gives unspeakable power to whoever touches it.

Cold Creepy Feeling: Paranormal Exorcism (2011)
A young couple, Lisa and Jared, escape the Los Angeles rat race for the quiet life in Joshua Tree, California but paranormal visions and voices quickly turn the house of their dreams into a house of nightmares.

Indemnity: Rage Of A Jealous Vampire (2011)
William’s ex-girlfriend Angela wants him dead and it seems she's more than capable of just that as she relentlessly pursues him on a terror trek across the U.S.

Glitter Goddess: Queen Of The Sunset Strip (1991)
Frustrated with her family life, Llana Lloyd rebels by worshipping Alice Cooper, becoming one of the most prolific rock and roll groupies of the 1970s.

Dark Measures: Gang Warfare (2012)
Molly's calm 9 to 5 life is turned upside down when the local gang brutally attacks her. She survives this horrific ordeal only to find the thugs want her dead and are determined to kill her. Molly's only hope is to stand her ground and fight.

By the Devils Hands: The 666 Killer (2011)
Twenty-five years ago, the mysterious 666 Killer left a trail of corpses. When the Killer's thirst for blood has been renewed, only the unsuspecting Jamie Anderson (Susana Gibb) stands in his way. "By the Devil's Hands" explores the dark troubled world of the infamous 666 Killer and the last hypnotic hours of his victims as he continues his campaign of carnage!

Tuck Bushman and the Legend of Piddledown Dale (2009)
Tuck Bushman is an out of luck and out of work TV presenter and creature hunter. When strange things start to happen in the remote Yorkshire village, the mayor Eli Nefarious, offers a reward to the person who can capture the culprit.


The TABOO TALES 12 Movie Collection is some serious fun if you love kitschy weirdness, this collection of cautionary propaganda films meant to scare the youth of America away from sex, drugs and ...artificial insemination!?! A definite novelty item stocking stuffer but if you know someone who adores camp, kitsch and unintentionally hilarious cult cinema this is a no-brainer...


TABOO TALES – 12 Movie Collection

Over 14 Hours of Doped-Up Drama!

Prepare to trip out with the most outlandish and unintentionally hilarious films from the 1930s, 40s and 50s. This three DVD collection of cautionary tales follows the downward spiral of America’s youth as they puff their way through wild parties, jazz music and all the threatening influences of the era! Discover the outrageous insanity lurking around every corner, in this collection of twelve camp classics from the golden age of sinister cinema!

Reefer Madness (1936)
This 1930's cult classic shows, in an unintentionally funny way, how marijuana is "Public Enemy #1". With just a little toke, average teenagers become addicts turning into psycho killers and brazen hussies.

Delinquent Daughters (1944)
Neglected teens, lacking any parental supervision or attention, fall in with a bad crowd and end up drinking, partying and even dabbling in petty crime.

The Cocaine Fiends (1936)
This film is about a small town girl and her brother who are lured to the big city by drug-running gangsters that turn them into cocaine addicts.

Chained for Life (1951)
Employable only as circus performers, Siamese twins Vivian and Dorothy Hamilton live and love in a world not made for them. One is a desperate romantic, the other a cold-blooded killer.

The Terror of Tiny Town (1938)
The good townspeople of Tiny Town saddle up their Shetland ponies and take on the evil gunslinger who has been terrorizing them.

The Wild and Wicked (1956)
In this sordid tale, an innocent young girl comes to California to visit her sister and try her hand at stardom. But a burgeoning career as a model quickly turns into a compromising job working for a Hollywood prostitution racket.

Test Tube Babies (1948)
A happily married couple has been trying to have a baby with no luck. Discovering the husband is sterile, their family doctor suggests that they think about artificial insemination, which at the time was considered a scandalous choice.

Mad Youth (1940)
An indiscreet mother and her neglected daughter both live life on the wild side. When the daughter leaves home to stay with a recently-married friend, the two young girls become captives, forced into prostitution.

The Marijuana Menace (1937)
A group of high school students has taken up the bad habit of smoking marijuana, leading them down a path of hedonistic activities.

Sex Madness (1938)
A small-town beauty queen with hopes to make it in the big city faces a serious problem when she is diagnosed with a venereal disease.

Gambling with Souls (1936)
A young housewife longing for the finer things in life turns to frequenting shady bars and gambling. She is forced into prostitution to pay off her losses.

She Shoulda’ Said “No”! (1940)
A young chorus girl loses a lot in her life when she meets a drug pusher and starts selling marijuana to earn extra cash. After her arrest, a cop offers her a dangerous chance at redemption.


Up next is the mandatory zombie-film collection featuring most the of the usual suspects, George A. Romero's seminal Night of the Living Dead (1968), the voodoo zombie classic White Zombie (1932) with Bela Lugosi, the surreal chiller Carnival of Souls (1962) and Vincent Price in The Last Man on Earth (1960) which is still the finest adaptation of the story to this day, fun stuff... and then there's everything else... like Jess Franco's completely awful OASIS OF THE ZOMBIES (1981). So, it's not all great and the good stuff here is included on many other collections  including the PURE TERROR 12-Disc Set, but it would make a fun stocking stuffer for a new horror fan such as a son or daughter who love THE WALKING DEAD.... but only if you get it for $5 or less. 

ZOMBIES UN-BRAINED – 12 Film Flesh Fest

Over 16 Hours of Blood, Sweat...AND BRAINS!

Prepare for 12 delicious servings of gut-wrenching gore with this collection of frightening Zombie Films! Loaded with spine-tingling terror and stomach-squirming screams, this 3 DVD set is gushing with gore and so much more. Featuring the masters of horror, Vincent Price, Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi, this collection is sure to satisfy all your nightmare needs!
Starring: Vincent Price, Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, Mary Carlisle, Dwight Frye and many more.

Carnival of Souls (1962)
What is happening to Mary Henry? The answers reside in an old, deserted pavilion where an otherworldly carnival is taking place in her honor. It is here that Mary will learn what nightmare awaits within.

Dead Men Walk (1943)
Dr. Lloyd Clayton attends the funeral of his twin brother Elwyn, a diabolical sorcerer, after murdering him in a desperate act of self-defense. Yet Elwyn isn't ready for the hereafter and comes back to life as a twisted vampire.

Horror of the Zombies (1974)
A yachtsman and his group are searching for missing women when they come across a fog-enshrouded ship. Aboard the ship are the undead legions of the Knights Templar, who are cursed to roam the Earth to plague the living.

House of the Living Dead (1973)
On a South African plantation, a maniac is on the loose, first killing the estate's animals, then starting on the human members.

King of the Zombies (1941)
When an American admiral goes missing in the Caribbean, two special agents are dispatched to rescue him. But the two suddenly find themselves on an island surrounded by voodoo-practicing zombies.

The Last Man on Earth (1960)
Price plays the sole survivor of a lethal virus that transforms all other humans into vampire-like zombies. He fights them nightly, until, desperately lonely and at the end of his rope, he makes a startling discovery.

Mutant (1984)
A nearby chemical plant has been dumping toxic waste just outside of town, turning the townspeople into mutant zombies. Now, there's nowhere to run as the growing army of blood-thirsty ghouls take over the town.

Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Johnny and Barbara visit their father's grave in a small town in Pennsylvania, where a re-animated zombie kills Johnny. Barbara escapes to a remote farmhouse where a cross-section of the local citizenry is hiding out.

Oasis of the Zombies (1981)
During World War II, a platoon of German soldiers are attacked by Allied forces. Fifty years later, the son of the only surviving Allied attacker goes on a historic adventure only to discover horrifying Nazi zombies.

The Snake People (1968)
The inhabitants of a small, remote island have been practicing voodoo for years but life on the island is starting to change when blue-faced, snake-liked zombies are beginning to feast on the villagers.

Teenage Zombies (1959)
A group of teenagers becomes stranded upon an island, through the manipulations of a foreign scientist conducting experiments on the remote isle.

White Zombie (1932)
Harron and Madeline decide to get married at Charles' lush plantation. However, Charles becomes smitten with Madeline and enters into an unholy alliance with zombie master Legendre to win possession of her - alive or undead.


The title of this final multi-pack drew me right in - THE BEST OF THE WORST - and it has great eye catching artwork... so how are the films? Pretty terrible, there are exactly three movies here I absolutely love: the stupendously awful Manos: The Hands of Fate (1960), the Francis Ford Coppola shocker Dementia 13 (1963) and Gothic chiller The Terror (1963) starring Jack Nicholson (The Shining) and Boris Karloff (Black Sabbath) and directed by Coppola, Roger Corman, Jack Hill (Foxy Brown), Monte Hellman and even Nicholson - what a glorious mess! Everything else is the worst sort of atomic age sci-fi you've ever seen, it's truth in advertising. There's just no way I could sit down and sit through any of it but you now why I love these sorta of collections? They make fun background movies, play em during parties or when I'm doing chores around the house, you can walk in watch a few seconds and leave and not miss a things - they're just disposable and fun

THE BEST OF THE WORST 12 Horror Movie Collection

12 Movies So Bad, They're Good!

Unravel twelve of the most bizarre and eccentric works of horror in this affectionate and intoxicatingly fun tribute to some of the greatest bad movies ever made! This three DVD collection is a fascinating blend of curious film creations from the 1940s through the 1970s. From Ape Man to cavemen and every bloodthirsty mutant along the way, nothing can prepare you for this enjoyable journey through The Best of the Worst!

Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
Everything that can go wrong does on a young couple's terrifying vacation, when they become lost and stop at the door of a mysterious house.

Track of the Moon Beast (1976)
When a young man is stuck with a meteorite fragment, it buries itself deep inside his skull causing him to mutate into a giant reptilian monster at night.

The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
Noted Russian nuclear scientist Joseph Javorsky survives an H-bomb detonation and is transformed into a crazed atomic-mutated beast on a bloodthirsty rampage.

Eegah (1962) 
Smitten with a beautiful teenage girl, Eegah, the last surviving stone age caveman, invades a rockin' pool party to steal her away from her guitar-playing boyfriend.

The Ape Man (1943)
While conducting a bizarre experiment, scientist Jonathan Brewster is transformed into a hideous ape creature. Desperate to reverse the process, Brewster sets out on a killing spree in efforts to find a cure.

The Amazing Transparent Man (1960)
A major holds a brilliant scientist hostage so that he can perfect a machine that will make men transparent. The demented major wants to create an army of invisible men to take over the Earth.

The Atomic Brain (1964)
In a dungeon laboratory inhabited by sub-humans and fresh corpses, a scientist conducts revolting experiments in an attempt to achieve immortality.

Dementia 13 (1963) 
Louise is faced with a dilemma since her husband John has died of a heart attack and she is not included in his mother's will. Traveling to his family's ancestral home in Ireland, Louise hopes to ingrain herself into the family.

Unknown World (1951)
Living under the threat of an atomic holocaust, a group of scientists build a vehicle capable of drilling to the center of the Earth. Traveling 1,500 miles below the planet’s surface, they find an underground cavern which contains an unexpected surprise.

The Terror (1963)
In an early career appearance, Jack Nicholson stars as Lieutenant Duvalier, a Nineteenth Century military officer whose dreams are haunted by a mysterious beauty.

Mesa of Lost Women (1953)
The infamous Dr. Arana is conducting bizarre experiments in the forbidden Mexican desert of Zarpa Mesa. It is rumored that he has created a race of rabid super-women by injecting them with spider venom.

The Incredible Petrified World (1957)
Trapped at the bottom of hostile waters, explorers discover their only chance for survival is a labyrinth of undersea caves. The caverns provide oxygen and shelter for the survivors, but lack an escape route to the surface.


There you have it, some budget-minded stocking stuffers for the horror-minded this year from Mill Creek Entertainment. They're certainly not all b-movie treasure but there's some fun to be had with each of these collections. I highly recommend the PURE TERROR 12-Disc Set (read full review HERE) and those 12-disc collections if you can snag 'em for $5 or less. Keep in mind that Mill Creek also offer a fun selection of Blu-ray double features and a staggering variety of nifty 12 film collections for cheap, too!

Friday, December 13, 2013

HOLIDAY GIFT IDEAS PT.1: SCREAM FACTORY DVD/BLU-RAY MULTI-PACKS

With Christmas just a few weeks away - and if you are anything like me - you probably haven't put much of any thought into what to get your wife or girlfriend. Well, unless your wife or significant other loves horror movies I have nothing to offer you, nothing at all. I have a wife and two daughters and I don't pretend to understand women or what they want, so sorry in advance. 

However, if you happen to be blessed with a loved one or friend who enjoys horror movies I do have some great ideas for some fun stocking-stuffers from Shout! Factory horror imprint Scream Factory with varying price points. Depending on just how good they were will ultimately decide what you stuff in that stocking of theirs.



THE VINCENT PRICE COLLECTION
4-Disc Blu-ray Set 

Let's begin with one of my favorite releases this year from Scream Factory, the 4-disc Blu-ray set THE VINCENT PRICE COLLECTION. This expansive set brings six Vincent Price classics to Blu-ray for the first-time. We have four of the Roger Corman productions including three Edgar Allen Poe tales and a H.P. Lovecraft adaptation, this is definitely some of Corman's finest work with lavish sets and gorgeous period settings steeped in macabre atmosphere, complete with crumbling Victorian castles, secret passageways, cobwebbed torture chambers, haunting specters and matte paintings drenched in layers spooky fog, this is fun stuff. My favorite of the the four Corman produced films would have to be The Pit and The Pendulum (1961) with it's awesome psychedelic opening credits and fog shrouded seaside castle, Price is a haunted man driven to madness by a childhood trauma and the premature death of his beloved wife, played by the ethereal beauty Barbara Steele (Nightmare Castle) who appears only briefly but her presence is felt throughout - it's fantastic stuff with a trippy Les Baxter score. Away from the Edgar Allen Poe adaptations we also have the Lovecraft adaptation The Haunted Castle (1963) featuring Price in a dual role and Lon Chaney Jr. (The Wolfman) as his sinister minion in one of his last great roles.

Michael Reeves' Witchfinder General (1968) stands as one of the great witchcraft films of the late 60's and early 70's if not of all time in my opinion, an unflinching testament to the depraved nature of man and the terrors of religious persecution featuring a rather reigned-in performance from Vincent Price who is known for a certain campy theatricality. Here he turns in an intense, steely-eyed performance as the witchfinder Mathew Hopkins, just a fantastic watch. In Robert Fuest's The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971) Price is Dr. Phibes, this is a deliciously witty revenger with Price as a demented doc delivering elaborate deaths upon nine victims, a very satirical and fun watch with set fun pieces and elaborate death sequences, a macabre piece of comedy with a distinct Phantom of the Opera flavor and House of Wax ending.

The four Roger Corman films are doubled-up on two discs while The Abominable Dr. Phibes and Witchfinder General each receiving their own disc. The 1080p transfers look wonderful with Phibes and Witchfinder looking the best of the bunch, each with a nice natural layer of film grain and vibrant colors, there's some very minor print damage on occasion but the 1080p upgrade is pretty sweet, lets hope Scream factory do well with this set and The Vincent Price Collection Vol. 2 is on the way, would love to see a set with The Oblong Box (1969), Dr. Phibes Rises Again (1972), Theatre of Blood (1973), Madhouse (1974) and The Tingler (1959)!



Onto the special features we have audio commentaries for the films, sometimes multiple tracks for each film,  plus vintage Vincent Price video intros and outros for each which were recorded for a TV broadcast, they're great. Plenty of interviews from director Roger Corman, Vincent Price, Victoria Price, a few documentaries, extensive picture galleries and trailers galore including a fun extended Vincent Price trailer reel. There's also a 24 pg. color booklet with writings on the film from David Del Valle which includes a ton of pictures and poster art for all the films, this is a great edition. 

SPECIAL FEATURES: 


FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER (1960)
- Vintage and rare Introduction and final words from Vincent Price (6:57)
- Audio Commentary with Roger Corman
- Vincent Price Retrospective Commentary with author Lucy Chase Williams featuring Piotr Michael as the voice of Vincent Price
- Audio interview with Vincent Price by historian David Del Valle (41:05)
-Theatrical Trailer (3:32)
- Still Gallery

THE HAUNTED PALACE (1963)
- Vintage and rare Introduction and final words from Vincent Price (3:47)
- Audio Commentary by author Lucy Chase Williams (The Complete Films of Vincent Price) and Richard Heft
- Audio Commentary by author Tom Weaver
- A Change of Poe- an interview with director Roger Corman (11:15)
- Theatrical Trailer (2:13)
- Still Gallery (3:37)

THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH (1961)
- Vintage and rare Introduction and final words from Vincent Price (3:59)
- Audio Commentary by author Steve Haberman (Silent Screams: The History of the Silent Horror Film)
- Interview with Roger Corman (18:52)
- Theatrical Trailer (2:12)
- Still Gallery (4:27)

THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM (1961)
- Vintage and rare Introduction and final words from Vincent Price (5:06)
- Rare Prologue (5:09) HD
- Audio Commentary with Roger Corman
- Theatrical Trailer (2:28) HD
- Still Gallery (3:57) HD

WITCHFINDER GENERAL (1968)
- Vintage and rare Introduction and final words from Vincent Price (4:59)
- Audio Commentary with producer Philip Waddilove and actor Ian Ogilvy
- Witchfinder General: Michael Reeves’ Horror Classic
- Vintage Interview with Vincent Price conducted by film historian David Del Valle (1987) (1:02:11)
- Vincent and Victoria: an Interview with Victoria Price (47:17) 
- Alternate Opening (5:52)
- Theatrical Trailer (2:06)
- Additional Vincent Price Theatrical Trailers (18:00)
- Still Gallery (6:57)

THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES (1971)
- Audio Commentary with director Robert Fuest
- Audio Commentary with author Justin Humphreys (Names You Never Remember, With Faces You Never Forget)
- Introductory Price: Undertaking “The Vincent Price Gothic Horrors” (13:17)
- Theatrical Trailer (2:34)
- Still Gallery (8:7)


THE AMITYVILLE HORROR TRILOGY
3-Disc set 

Next up is THE AMITYVILLE HORROR COLLECTION 3-Disc set featuring the ONLY Amityville sequels you NEED to see, everything else is pretty wretched. We get the first classic entry, the one that scared the shit out of me as a kid watching it on TV - the eyes outside the window sent me running for my mom, no kidding. James Brolin as the posessed father is chilling and Rod steiger's unhinged performance is the cherry on top of this haunting classic.


Up next we have the prequel Amityville II: The Posession (1982) directed by Italian Damiano Damiani and it's a funhouse chiller for sure. Love the prequel premise and Burt Young as the abusive and overbearing Italian father is great, plus we have some weird incestuous tones going on here, weird stuff. A real ghostly atmosphere and demented sense of perversion saturates the film - it's pretty sleazy, plus we have the deaths of children, shocking stuff. Fittingly directed by an Italian the film sort of feels like one of the Exorcist knock-offs the boot-shaped country were so fond of at the time, but I love it and actually enjoy it more than the first entry.


The third entry Amityville 3-D (1983) is most certainly not a good movie but it's goddamn entertaining right from the start! Paranormal investigators Melanie and John (Candy Clark, Tony Roberts) expose a pair of con artists during a seance at the now empty Amityville house, it's a great set-up and the reveal and ensuing confrontation are great. Afterward the Realtor explains to John that he just cannot sell the house enabling John, a true skeptic, to purchase the infamous house for a song. He moves in with his daughter and things just start going wrong all around him though he is blind until tragedy strikes close to home. Because this was a staple on cable TV in the 80's I've seen it more than any other entry, trust me it's not a good film, but I just love it and some of the effects are pretty great including a bizarre car incineration and a demon that appears in the last few minutes, just crazy town fun. As was the craze at the time (Friday the 13th 3D, Jaws 3D) this was shot in 3D and Scream Factory have given this disc a Blu-ray 3D option for those with 3D TV's. 



The disc look and sound great on 1080p Blu-ray, with the exception of Amityville 3-D which has an softness and an odd red and blue shading anomaly which I suspect comes from the 3D process. The three discs are housed in a slipcase, it's a very nice presentation. Special features audio commentaries on the first two films, a vintage documentary with James Brolin and Margo Kidder, an interview with director Damiano Damiani plus new interviews with actors Andrew Prine, Diane Franklin, Candy Clark and Rutanya Alda and plus ghost hunter/author Alexandra Holzera plus a selection of trailers and radio spots.
SPECIAL FEATURES:

THE AMITYVILLE HORROR (1979)
- New interview - Haunted Melodies with Composer Lalo Schifrin
- "For God's Sake, Get Out!" Documentary with actors James Brolin and Margot Kidder
- Audio Commentary by Dr. Hans Holzer, PH.D. in Parapsychology (author of MURDER IN AMITYVILLE)
- Original Theatrical Trailer
- TV Spot
- Radio Spots



AMITYVILLE II: THE POSESSION (1982) 
- The Posession of Damiani - Interview with Director Damiano Damiani
- Adapting Amityville – New Interview with Screenwriter Tommy Lee Wallace
- Family Matters – New Interview with Actress Diane Franklin
- A Mother’s Burden – New Interview with Actress Rutanya Alda
- Father Tom’s Memories – New Interview with Actor Andrew Prine
- New Interview with ghost hunter/author Alexandra Holzer (GROWING UP HAUNTED: A GHOSTLY MEMOIR)
- New Audio Commentary with ghost hunter/author Alexandra Holzer (GROWING UP HAUNTED: A GHOSTLY MEMOIR)
- Original Theatrical Trailer



AMITYVILLE 3-D (1983) 
- 2D and Blu-ray 3D presentation of the film for the first time!
- A Chilly Reception – New Interview with Actress Candy Clark (9:46)
- Original Theatrical Trailer (1:32) 


This set would be a great gift for fans of more contemporary chillers like Insidious(2010), Paranormal Activity (2007) and The Conjuring (2013), I think they're gonna love this set.  


My last recommendations are the 2-disc multi-packs from Scream Factory, the ALL NIGHT HORROR MARATHON sets bringing some b-movie obscurities to DVD, some for the very first-time ever. Vol. 1 includes the Debbie Reynolds/Shelly Winters shocker What's the Matter with Helen? (1971) which has been previously issued on MGM's Midnite Movies Double Feature series alongside Whoever Slew Auntie Roo? (1972). The other three are brand-new to DVD beginning with the The Godsend (1981) which is a spooky Omen-esque chiller, it's pretty decent.The standout selection on this disc for me was The Vagarant (1992), a quirky psychological comedy starring Bill Paxton (Frailty) as suck-up yuppie who's world is turned upside down my a crazed vagrant (Marshall Bell) living in his neighborhood, Michael Ironside (Scanners) also appears as a skeptical cop, this was weird and wonderful stuff. The last film on the set is The Outing (1987) which is actually a re-edited version of a film called The Lamp (1987) and it concerns a group of teens trapped at the museum being menaced by a magic gene in a lamp, a pretty funny 80's horror-comedy with some great cheesy special effects, not a great film but definitely fun. 


ALL NIGHT HORROR MARATHON Vol. 2 is my favorite - watching these Empire Pictures produced b-movie grinders reminded me of going to the VHS shop as a kid with my Dad and renting a half dozen horrors based on the exploitative artwork and spending the weekend re-watching them over and over again and loving every damn minute of it.  


First up is a sweet sci-fi actioner The Dungeonmaster (1985) seven different directors anthology style, we have seven segments directed by Dave Allen (Puppet Master II), Charles Band (Trancers), John Carl Buechler (Troll) ,Steven Ford, Peter Manoogian (Seedpeople), Ted Nicolaou (Subspecies), and Rosemarie Turko. A nerdy computer programmer and his girlfriend are whisked away to a nightmarish world by a demonic sorcerer named Mastema (Richard Moll, Nighttrain to Terror) who puts the geek through a series of contests, the nerd is assisted in these challenged by his trusty computer X-CaliBR8... it's weird and horribly dated, but pretty awesome, totally 80's and a lot of b-movie fun, I loved David Allen's segment "Stone Canyon" with some great Harryhausen styled stop-motion animation, this version includes pre-credit dream sequence missing from the Lightning Video VHS with some sweet nudity and bizarre nightmarish imagery plus we get an appearance from metal band W.A.S.P. in all their 80's glory!

Next is John Carl Beuchler's Cellar Dweller (1988), when an aspiring artists named Whitney Taylor (Deborah Farentino, TV's Eureka) attends an art academy where years earlier a famous comic artists (Jeffrey Combs, From Beyond) was burned alive her artwork threatens to unleash a demonic presence. You know with John Buechler at the helm we're gonna get some sweet gore, plus we get an appearance from Yvonne De Carlo, Lily Munster herself! Sadly, Jeffery Combs is relegated to the pre-credit sequence, but the guy always classes up a b-movie with his presence. 

Contamination .7 (1993) comes to us from Italian schlock master Joe D'Amato (Anthropophagus) and is also known as Troll 3 in various territories,  but it has absolutely nothing to do with Troll (1986) or it's infamous sequel Troll 2 (1990) other that it's just as ridiculous the acting is across the board awful - there's not one decent performance in the bunch! Radioactive waste is turning trees in man-eating plants - watch out! A real stinker that should be a riot for lovers of bad cinema, you've been warned.

Director David Schmoeller (Tourist Trap, Puppet Master) should be a familiar name for fans of Full
Moon horror, this one revolves around the Abbey of San Pietro where a demonic presence was buried in the catacombs of the cemetery 400 ears ago but when a cute red-headed school teacher named Elizabeth Magrino (Laura Schaefer) arrives at the monastery and shakes things up a bit, this was fun stuff and there's a great scene with Christ coming down off the cross that's hard to forget.  Pino Donaggio (The Howling, Blow Out) contributed a fantastic score for this one, too. This is the only film on the set to feature an audio commentary, it's a great listen about a somewhat troubled production but apparently not as difficult as working with Klaus Kinski on Crawlspace (1986) as Schmoeller references several times.  

ALL NIGHT HORROR MARATHON, VOL.1 
2-Disc Set 

THE GODSEND (1981) 
Synopsis: When a strange woman has her baby at the Marlowe's house, then disappears, Kate Marlowe is forced to keep the baby, Bonnie. She loves the child, but when her own children are systematically killed, suspicion turns to Bonnie.

THE VAGRANT (1992) 
Synopsis: Bill Paxton (Aliens) and Michael Ironside (Scanners) star in this humorous psychological thriller as an ambitious young executive whose life is turned upside-down when a vagrant (Marshall Bell, Starship Troopers) moves into his neighborhood.

THE OUTING (1982) 
Synopsis: An ancient genie is released from a lamp when thieves ransack an old woman's house. They are killed and the lamp is sent to a museum to be studied. The curator's daughter is soon possessed by the genie and invites her friends to spend the night at the museum, along with some uninvited guests.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HELEN (1971) 
Synopsis: Debbie Reynolds and Shelley Winters star in this stylish shocker set in 1930s Hollywood about two women who come to Tinseltown to start an idyllic new life and end up in a terrifying nightmare. Directed by Curtis Harrington (Queen Of Blood, Games), this relentlessly frightening film also stars Dennis Weaver (McCloud).

ALL NIGHT HORROR MARATHON, VOL.2

2-Disc Set


THE DUNGEONMASTER (1985)
Synopsis: Paul, a young computer ace, is forced to pit his physical and mental skills against unimaginable odds when a hulking wizard looking for formidable opponents picks him as his next challenger. Paul faces a series of seven spectacular and death-defying challenges and must survive not only to save his life but that of his girlfriend too.

Special Feature: Trailer 

CELLAR DWELLER (1988) 
Synopsis: The promising career of a horror comic book artist ends in a fiery death when he confronts the carnage of his own imagination in his studio. Years later, an ardent devotee of the artist's work becomes a resident in his house, now an art academy, unaware that her imagination has revived the grotesque murderer of the past…and that she may be the next victim.
CATACOMBS (1993)
Synopsis: For over 400 years, the curse of the Abbey at San Pietro was kept a secret. Buried deep beneath the monastery lies the Beast of the Apocalypse. The power of evil is unleashed when an American priest and a beautiful young schoolteacher uncover the unholy terror of a diabolical spell cast centuries ago. Now, it will take the ultimate sacrifice for the curse that will not be denied.

Special Feature: Audio Commentary with David Schmoeller

CONTAMINATION .7 (1993)
Synopsis: When radioactive waste from a nearby nuclear plant turns the local trees into man-eating plants, a group of determined villagers must fight them to the death.


So there you have it, some great multi-pack gift ideas from Scream Factory, you'd be so lucky if someone gifted any of these sets to you but this is the season for giving - not receiving. Tomorrow I'll have some ideas for maybe those friends and family members who weren't quite so nice as to deserve these prime cuts, we will talking about some affordable Mill Creek Entertainment multi-packs that can be had on a budget...

Monday, December 9, 2013

Blu-ray Review: ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 (1976)

ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 (1976) 

Collector's Edition Blu-ray

Label: Scream Factory / Shout! Factory
Region Code: A
Duration: 91 Minutes
Rating: R
Audio: DTS HD Master Audio 5.1 with Optional English SDH Subtuitles
Video: 1080p Widescreen
Director: John Carpenter
Cast: Austin Stoker, Darwin Joston, Laurie Zimmer, Nancy Loomis, Tony Burton, Peter Franklin, Cgarles Cypher 

John Carpenter's Assault on Precinct 13 is deceptively simplistic siege-classic executed with gritty perfection. On a fateful night three disparate elements converge on the titular decommissioned police station in L.A., what transpires is a white-knuckle thriller packed with claustrophobic atmosphere and sweaty tension, definitely a true cult-classic.

Newly promoted Lieutenant Ethan Bishop (Austin Stoker, Horror High) is assigned to oversee the decommissioning of a police station during its last few hours, there's only a skeleton crew manning the station; Captain Chaney (Henry Brandon, The War of the Worlds) and the station's two cute, sweater-bound secretaries, Leigh (Laurie Zimmer, A Dirty Story) and Julie (Nancy Loomis, Halloween). It seems like a pretty east gig but things have a way of turning for the worse now don't they? 


Things at the station are pretty low-key until a prison bus transporting three prisoners arrives seeking medical attention for one of the convicts. On this particular bus is the notorious murderer Napoleon Wilson (Darwin Joston, Eraserhead) on his way to Death Row, he's joined by Wells (Tony Burton, The Magnificent Seven), and Caudell (Peter Franklin, The Puppet Master), plus correctional officer Starker (Charles Cyphers, Escape from New York) and the bus driver. 

At the same time not too far away the warlords of the multi-racial L.A. gang Street Thunder have declared war on the city of Los Angles in retaliation for for the death of its gang members who were ambushed by the LAPD. They drive the streets of the ghetto looking for random victims when they happen upon an ice cream truck driver parked on the side of the street, in the aftermath a young girl lays dead in the street (a shocking scenario!). The young girls enraged father pursues the gang through the streets, eventually catching-up and killing one of the warlords. Now on foot he is chased by the remaining gang members to the 13th Precinct. Once inside he collapses in a state of shock and is unable to relay what is happening. Without warning the gang lay siege to the building beginning with a spray of silenced gunfire killing several officers and prisoners in very short order. 


With the power cut and the phone lines dead and with precious few alternatives Bishop unchains the surviving prisoners in a desperate attempt to thwart certain death. That's pretty much the entire film, it's pretty simple stuff and while it's a bit of a slow start as the three story lines are established once they converge this pot-boiler never looks back. The tension is oppressive as they are holed-up in the precinct with very few weapons, cut off from the world. In contrast the gang have large numbers of armed members with no fear of death, Bishop and his ragtag crew don't seem to have a snowball's chance in Hell of surviving this skirmish. Street Thunder are relentless and unflinching, devoid of humanity, it really does start to feel like a page from George A. Romero's Night of the Living Dead (1968) in that respect. 

Assault on Precinct 13 was John Carpenter's first feature out of film school but we see many of 
what would become his trademarks, a very real sense of isolation, it's gritty and realistic approach, gorgeously shot in Carpenter-Vision aspect ratio plus we get a sweet Carpenter synth-score featuring a totally bad ass main theme that immediately sets a dark urban tone, it's one of his most recognizable pieces, a stone-cold classic. 

The cast of relative unknowns is very strong, the relationship between Lt. Bishop and Napoleon is fun stuff, particularly Joston as the wise cracking anti-hero always trying to bum a smoke. He's right up there with Snake Plisken (Escape from New York) as one of Carpenter's most iconic anti-hero figures and the wry banter back and forth between the two is great stuff, the two have a great chemistry. Laurie Zimmer appears as one of the secretaries trapped in the precinct and there's some simmering sexual tension between her character and Napoleon, it's a nice touch.

Blu-ray: Assault of Precinct 13 (1975) comes to Blu-ray from Shout Factory horror imprint Scream Factory with a very pleasing 1080p widescreen (2.35:1) transfer, considering the low budget origins of the movie colors are strong and black levels are pretty decent, a few of the darker scenes can be grain heavy but not it's not awful and I welcome a nice health layer pf natural film grain which is what we have here. The elements used for the master were in excellent shape, there were very few instances of print damage, just some minor speckling. 


Om he audio front we have two options, the original DTS-HD Master Audio Mono for the purists and a potent DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 mix which sounds fantastic. It has more presence and oomph than the 2.0 mono and John Carpenters menacing synth-driven score sounds fantastic, this time around I preferred the 5.1 which while predominantly front heavy does open it up a bit.


Onto the special features we begin with the commentary from the previous DVD edition with John Carpenter, it's still one of my favorite non-Kurt Russel commentaries from Carpenter who goes into great detail about making the movie, budget issues, locations and some great anecdotes, this is a top-notch commentary and it's great to see it carried over. 


Also carried over from the previous DVD release is a 2002 interview with Carpenter and star Austin Stoker following a screening of the film at the Egyptian Theatre in Hollywood, it's good stuff with Carpenter fielding questions from the audience and explaining the origins of the project and what it was like shooting is first solo-directed feature. Carpenter is in fine form here, very funny with some great anecdote about skirting an x-rating from the MPAA, his influence on Tarantino and Guy Richie, recording the score and his post Dark star relationship with Dan O'Bannon.  


Onto the new features we have a new audio commentary from  Art Director and Sound Effects Editor Tommy Lee Wallace moderated by Michael Felsher of Red Shirt Pictures, it's another fun with Wallace going into some great stories about collaboration with Carpenter, the different locations and his career. Special features producer Michael Felsher does a great job keeping the track going, prompting Wallace from time to time and asking the questions fans would want to know, good stuff. 


Red Shirt Pictures have also produced two brand-new featurettes with stars Nancy Loomis and Austin Stoker. Stoker goes into his early careers and working with Carpenter on the film, a particular scene he'd like to go back and switch-up a bit. Loomis also touches on her early career, Carpenter's original plan to make a western, the location, her character and life after acting plus the convention experience. 


Extras are finished off with an isolated music score featuring Carpenter's bad-ass synth score, a theatrical trailer, still gallery and radio spots for the film. Scream Factory have done an outstanding job so far with these John Carpenter re-issues on Blu-ray, hope to see more soon!

Special Features:
- Audio Commentary with writer/director John Carpenter
- NEW Audio Commentary with Art Director and Sound Effects Editor Tommy Lee Wallace
- NEW interview with actress Nancy Loomis Kyes (12:43)
- NEW interview with actor Austin Stoker (7:48)
- Interview with John Carpenter and Austin Stoker(23:07)
- Theatrical Trailer (2:03)
Radio Spots (1:04)

- Gallery (3:20)

Verdict: Assault on Precinct 13 (1976) is a white knuckle cult-thriller, it starts off a bit slow but once things pick-up it's pretty relentless, a siege classic and one Hell of a tense ride. Scream Factory's new Collector's Edition Blu-ray is a top notch presentation, yet another John Carpenter classic gets a sweet 1080p edition with some great value-added extras, a no-brainer, buy it! 4 Outta 5