Wednesday, April 9, 2014

DVD Review: DEATH DO US PART (2014)


Label: Anchor Bay Entertainment

Region Code: 1
Duration: 89 Minutes
Rating: Unrated 
Audio: English Dolby Digital 5.1 with Optional English Subtitles 
Video: Anamorphic Widescreen (1.78:1) 
Cast: Julia Benson, Peter Benson, Emilie Ullerup, Christine Chatelain, Kyle Cassie, Benjamin Ayres, Dave Collette, Aaron Douglas 
Director: Nicholas Humphries

A group of annoying people drive to a rural cabin for a co-ed bachelor/bachelorette party... as if that would ever happen! They arrive on scene and start to annoy each other right from the get-go. Everyone has character faults, they're sketchy, the groom is a slut, the wife's sister is a whore and everyone just super annoying. 

Turns out there's an ax-wielding nut on the loose killing the annoying people one by one. Maybe it's the weirdo they rented the cabin from - or is that just a painfully obvious red-herring? This dumped to video disaster has no atmosphere, zero charisma and the deaths are awful with little to no gore except for one quick shot of a face being obliterated at the very end. 

This is a lame straight-to-video slasher that will have you checking your text messages just a few minutes in, this is a very long 89 minutes of your life you will never get back. Honestly I am an easy mark when it comes to the classic slashers formula but this limp dick production isn't even trying. Not so much a review as a warning to slasher fans - stay away! 1 Outta 5