Showing posts with label Impulse Pictures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Impulse Pictures. Show all posts

Saturday, February 17, 2018

Impulse Pictures' April 2018 Release of 'A Touch of Sex' and' Helena' - 1975 was a very good year for sexy '70s erotic cinema!

A TOUCH OF SEX (1975) 
Label: Impulse Pictures
Release Date: March 10th 2018 
Region Code: All
Rating: Unrated
Duration: 73 Minutes
Video: Anamorphic Widescreen (1.78:1) 
Audio: English Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono 
Director: George O'Conner
Cast: Harry Wilcox, Seymore Canyon, Skip Chester, Sunny Boyd, Rene Bond

Hired to help launch a new hot rock group called "Tommy and the Penetrations," Mark (Michael Pataki) finds himself dropped into the opulent drug-filled and orgiastic lifestyle of Hollywood. Settling into the historic Villa Elaine Apartment building (previous residents include Orson Welles and Frank Sinatra), Mark is suddenly haunted by visions of a horny group of people everywhere he goes. Are they some sort of mind-bending fantasy or reality?

This music-filled '70s erotic oddity features genre film actor Michael Pataki (HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS, DEAD AND BURIED, GRADUATION DAY) under the alias "Harry Wilcox," and classic adult film starlet, Rene Bond. Presented from an authentic 35mm grindhouse release print for maximum sleaze. Ya dig?


HELENA (1975) 
Label: Impulse Pictures
Release Date: March 10th 2018 
Region Code: All
Rating: Unrated
Duration: 73 Minutes
Video: Anamorphic Widescreen (1.66:1) 
Audio: English Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono 
Director: Alain Nauroy
Cast: Valerie Boisgel, Yan Brian, Richard Darbois, Monique Vita

Synopsis: The lovely Helena heads to the French coastline to meet up with Roy, a man she's had affairs with in the past. She arrives at her destination and is told by the man at the door (Frank) that Roy is preoccupied with another woman upstairs and will be down to meet her soon. As Helena waits for Roy, Frank courts her... flirting, making conversation, and finally seducing her in his outdoor pool.

As the truth about Frank is revealed, Helena's life is turned upside down (and the film's plot takes a crazy, unexpected turn) when a gang of thugs breaks into the home. With no way to escape, Helena must give in to dominant sexual games and desires.

Alain Nauroy's HELENA is a classic mix of eroticism and sexploitation from the '70s that will titillate your senses until the film's jaw-dropping and disturbing final act.


Saturday, November 21, 2015

FARMER'S DAUGHTERS (1976) (DVD Review)

FARMER'S DAUGHTERS (1976) 

Label: Impulse Pictures

Region Code: 1
Rating: Unrated Duratin: 61 minutes
English: English Dolby Migital Mono 
Video: Full-Frame (1.33:1) Presentation
Director: Zebedy Colt
Cast: Spalding Gray, Gayle Leonard, Susan McBain, Nancy Dare, Jon Black

Synopsis: An innocent afternoon of spying on their parents having sex (and then forcibly sexually assaulting the farm hand) turns even more vile for three daughters when escaped convicts pick their farm to hide from the cops! A horrifying, hardcore afternoon of assault, torture and incest follows as the convicts take advantage of the entire family, culminating in a shocking, perverted game of “Simon Says” and a weirdly mixed and edited final montage. This film is the very definition of “hardcore,” and one of the most eyebrow raising films in the Impulse Pictures library!


What starts off as a goofy hayseed porno with a trio of sisters watching their ma and pa bone through a bedroom window increasing turns darker and darker as the events unfold. Farmer's Daughters (1976) is a hairy-bushed slice of  '70s porn laced with enough unflattering close-ups of pussy-penetration that it might put you off of eating hot dogs for a while afterward, haha. 


After seeing their hayseed parents bump uglies for awhile the trio of sexy young ladies, one with a notably gorgeous ass framed in a pair of knock out cut off shorts, are interrupted by the annoying farm hand Fred, which they don;t seem to appreciate much at all. They drag poor Fred back to the barn and have their way with him, sucking on his cock, forcing hm to eat pussy, mounting him and threatening to bite his cock off between moans of pleasure. When they've had their fill of Fred's johnson they unleash a barrage of golden-showers upon him. 

After that the movie takes a turn for the darker aspects of "roughie" porno when three thugs show up at the farm armed with guns. They force the bearded father to watch his wife be raped, forced to perform various sex acts. The movie started off with a playful with the daughters watching mom and dad bone, but now we have a weird version of The Last Farm on the Left, and it's played very straight without any humor. When they've had their fun with tormenting mom they move onto the trio of young ladies, sodomizing them while they cry that it hurts... damn, this is getting darker by the second and makes for some uneasy viewing, despite that this looks like it cost about a buck to make and the acting is awful I have to say it certainly captured a lewd depravity that made for an uneasy watch. 


But fear not, the thugs didn't notice the farm hand Fred from earlier , whom has since escaped from his bondage and wiped away the urine and found a gun. He shows up and shoots one of the thugs, but is still pissed-off about the whole rape and golden-showers scenario that played out earlier. His first order of business is forcing the mom to suck his cock before moving on to worse things, such as forcing the father to have sex with his daughter, and forcing the daughters to sex-up the mom... yep, we've gone to incest folks. 

This was a crazy watch, I don't have a lot of experience with '70s roughies so this was quite an eye-opener. It started off with a playful porn scenario but went dark  and kept getting darker, and I must say it didn't do much for me in any arousing way, but I have to give it props for the story premise, a weird hayseed version of Wes Craven's Last House on the Left. I also liked that it had it's own bluegrass theme song, and the corny dialogue is worth the price of admission alone, the low-budget hairy-bushed porn is just a cum-drizzled bonus. Not my cup of tea but o each their own. 

Friday, April 10, 2015

SUMMER IS CUMMING! Impulse Pictures JUNE 2015 New Releases


42nd Street Forever: The Peep Show Collection Vol. 11 DVD


Label: Impulse Pictures
Release Date: June 9th 2015
Duration: 107 minutes
Not Rated 

Full Screen 1.33:1 
English Dolby Digital Mono 
Region 0
Production year: 1970s-80s
Director: Various
Cast: Various

Synopsis: Their place in history is undeniable. Hardcore 8mm stag films introduced explicit human sexuality to the public. Predating every other moving picture home format, these inauspicious productions provided not only a window to a whole other world, but also immediate relief for those not fortunate enough to make their fantasies into reality. Thousands of these underground movies were made between the 1960s and 1980s, and sold in the back of sex magazines or distributed to the almost 60,000 private peep show booths located in adult stores in most major cities.

Impulse Pictures is proud to present 42ND STREET FOREVER - THE PEEP SHOW COLLECTION VOL. 11, a new, continuing series of salacious 8mm shorts, re-mastered from original film prints. This collection features fifteen classic loops with titles like Girl Scout Nookies, Hi Karate, Licorice Lesbians, Cucumber Girl, After School Fun and more. Watch for adult film stars Annie Sprinkle, Linda Shaw, Maria Tortuga, and Leslie Bovee in these raunchy rarities!

Bonus Features:
- Liner Notes from Cinema Sewer Editor, Robin Bougie


Evil Ways Of Love (1972) DVD


Label: Impulse Pictures
Release Date: June 9th 2015
Duration: 64 minutes
Not Rated 

Full Screen 1.33:1 
English Dolby Digital Mono 
Region 0
Director: Unknown (Rumored to be Gerard Damiano)
Cast: Unknown

Synopsis: Off the sunny, sandy beaches of Florida, is a houseboat named “Evil Ways” captained by “Andy W.”, a man seeking pleasure with one girl after another. Cheated on by his fiancĂ©e, Andy sails the ocean in his floating lust-barge, bringing countless new women aboard to enjoy sex, pretzels, lunch meat and Schlitz beer. He is a sadist without a shirt, on mission to bang busty babes in every way possible.

This early 70’s adult oddity is shrouded in mystery. It’s a film that contains only a title card for identification. There are no opening or closing credits, and it is a very compact 64 minutes in length. Unconfirmed rumors state this is directed by the one and only Gerard Damiano, right before hitting the big time with the world-famous blockbuster adult feature, DEEP THROAT, arguably the most well-known adult film of all time.

Bonus Features:
- Chapter Selections

- Special Sneak Peek Sampler of 42ND STREET FOREVER: THE PEEP SHOW COLLECTION

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

42nd STREET FOREVER: THE PEEP SHOW COLLECTION VOL. 9 on DVD 4/12 from IMPULSE PICTURES


42nd STREET FOREVER: THE PEEP SHOW COLLECTION VOL. 9

Label: Impulse Pictures
Release date: April 12th 2015
Run Time: 111 Minutes
Language: English 

Color Full Screen 1.33:1 
Dolby Digital Mono
Not Rated
Director: Various
Cast: Kandi Barbour, Aunt Peg, Vanessa Del Rio

Their place in history is undeniable. Hardcore 8mm stag films introduced explicit human sexuality to the public. Predating every other moving picture home format, these inauspicious productions provided not only a window to a whole other world, but also immediate relief for those not fortunate enough to make their fantasies into reality. Thousands of these underground movies were made between the 1960s and 1980s, and sold in the back of sex magazines or distributed to the almost 60,000 private "peep show" booths located in adult stores in most major cities. Impulse Pictures is proud to present 42ND STREET FOREVER® - THE PEEP SHOW COLLECTION VOL. 9, a new, continuing series of salacious 8mm shorts, re-mastered from original film prints. This collection features fifteen classic "loops" with titles like "Horny Cowgirls", "Disco Bitch", "A Schoolgirl's Dream", "Lesbian Tongue", and more. Watch for adult film stars Kandi Barbour, Aunt Peg, CJ Laing, and Vanessa Del Rio in these raunchy rarities!

Bonus Features:
- Liner Notes from Cinema Sewer Editor, Robin Bougie


Tuesday, February 4, 2014

DVD Review: SHE CAT (1983)


SHE CAT (1983) 
Label: Impulse Pictures
Region Code: 1 NTSC
Rating: Unrated
Audio: Japanese Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono with Optional English Subtitles
Video: Anamorphic Widescreen (1.85:1) 
Duration: 87 Minutes 
Director: Shingo Yamashiro
Cast: Ai Saotome, Koichi Iwaki, Yoshie Otsuka


Dr. “Cat” Kagami is an OB/GYN with a haunted past and it seems to be catching up with her. While attending a social function she is the intended target of a failed assassination attempt on her life. In the aftermath she must deal with passion, betrayal and revenge. She Cat (1983) feels like something a little different for a Nikkatsu film of the era with more intricate plotting and and crime/revenge tendencies.

Not to worry pervs, there are still the prerequisite sex scenes peppered throughout every ten minutes but for the most part they just aren't quite as weird as some we've seen from this series. We have a very memorable woman-on-woman shower scene that's just delightful plus a second straight sex shower scene later. Not all the scenes are as sweet, one of the centerpieces is a brutal and bizarre rape scene at the women's clinic when several cronies arrive on scene in search of a mysterious skull -  which Ca carries around in a hat box - it figures into the plot. They rape a nurse and a woman's who has just had an abortion performed, then one of the perp inserts a speculum into the victims vagina and we have a strangely comedic POV from the inside looking out, gross and weird.


This certainly isn't the first time I've noticed a Dario Argento flavor during a Nikkatsu film director but director Shingo Yamashiro takes it beyond with a tracking-shot lifted straight from Tenebrae (1982), there's a lot of similarities. There's also a very Goblin-esque score the has a distinct Euro-cult sound, but the Argento influence is fleeting and diminishes as the film moves forward turning into a more of a crime-revengeer but it's memorable to say the least and quite welcome

Not so strange for a Nikkatsu production are a few corny moments of humor which comes by way of an amorous butcher and his unfortunate taste in women - or men dressed as women! The film ramps up in the final moments with a tense shootout and a tragic closing salvo - this is a recommend. 

The DVD transfer from Impulse Pictures is solid with strong color reproduction and black levels from source elements that are in great condition. The mono Japanese language audio sounds fine, not overly dynamic but balanced and free of distortion. Special features are limited to a trailer and writing on the film from Japanese Film Scholar Jasper Sharp. 


An engaging watch with the prerequisite sleaze you've come to expect from the a Nikkatsu production. Managing to come off as equal parts thriller and erotic cinema, the two marry well onscreen and this ends up being a memorable entry in the Nikkatsu Erotic Films Collection from Impulse Pictures2.5 Outta 5 

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

DVD Review: SEX HUNTER: 1980 (1980)



SEX HUNTER: 1980 (1980) 
Label: Impulse Pictures
Region Code: 1 NTSC
Duration: 68 minute
Rating: Unrated 
Release Date: February 11, 2014
Audio: Japanese Dolby Digital 2.0
Video: Anamorphic Widescreen (2.35:1)
Director: Toshiharu Ikeda
Cast: Erina Miyai, Ayako Oota, Teruo Matsuyama

A young ballet dancer named Miki (Ayako Ohta) gains notice of a young and very attractive dance instructor named Kaibara (Erina Miyai) who  invites the young dancer to her mansion/private academy. Once inside the young woman is treated to a recital from Kainara's students and is asked to join the private academy. Afterwards the teacher undresses in front of the young woman with the assistance of  Headmaster Kel and then pours Miko a strange liquor which immediately sends her head swimming, Ms. Kaibara then attempts to seduce Miki who runs into the next room where she happens upon the dancers from the recital who are now entwined like a four-headed beast in an orgy of young flesh. Dizzy and not-quite-herself young Miki is seduced by the erotic-spell of Ms. Kaibara.

After the initial awkwardness of the situation Miki is game to her teachers sex games, that is until she is passed off to Headmaster Kel (Rei Aso) who robs her of her virginity while she's forced to watch in a mirror. He then ties her up performig some kinky rope bondage before greasing her up for more carnality... and then come the soda enemas.

You heard right, Headmaster Kel shoves six fizzy long necks of cola right up her snatch one after the other before hoisting her up on a rope and pulley while forcing her to hold in the frothy mixture.  Miki is swinging like a pinata in the air until she finally erupts in a carbonated geyser of fizzy lifting drinks. Slowly but surely the young woman is transformed from an unwilling participant into a sex-puppet begging for it, literally sucking toes for just a taste of sexual debasement. That seems to be the theme here, the corruption of innocence and beauty transformed through humiliation and sexual degradation and the filmmaker doesn;t pull any punches either.

You get a taste of nearly every fetish you would care to imagine with few stones left unturned. We have a bit of foot-fucking, rope bondage, double-teamed on a swing, tragic wheelchair sex, whipping, urine drinking, cum transferred mouth-to-mouth and incest, of course, there must be incest.

As unflinching and brutal as the film can be it's gorgeously shot with scope cinematography and stylish composition that seems to riffs a bit on Dario Argento's Suspiria (1977) if the private academy was run by a perverse headmistress instead of witches, there are also some nice architectural flourishes and colored lighting that brought to mind  that particular Argento classic.

Sex Hunter: 1980 arrives on DVD from Impulse Pictures with an anamorphic widescreen (2:35:1) presentation with a great looking transfer sourced from a very nice print. A very crisp image with vibrant colors, this release definitely deserves a Blu-ray. The Japanese language Dolby Digital 2.0 sounds nice with balanced levels and optional English subtitles. Special features are limited to a trailer and booklet with liner notes from film scholar Jasper Sharp - which was absent from the screener sent for review.

This one's a dark slice of  erotic cinema that comes across as a sex-infused version of Dario Argento's Suspiria (1977) and the end result is a satisfying and gorgeous slice of exploitation cinema with excellent performances from the cast. 3.5 Outta 5 

Sunday, October 13, 2013

IMPULSE PICTURES presents FRED J. LINCOLN'S 'OUI, GIRLS' and 'SCHOOLGIRL REPORT #11' OUT 11/12


IMPULSE PICTURES PRESENTS

ANOTHER CLASSIC FROM THE FRED LINCOLN COLLECTION!

AND FROM THE GERMANS:

FALL'S HERE! BUNDLE UP AND KEEP WARM... IMPULSE STYLE!

From Last House on the Left's Fred Lincoln!
Ooo la, la it's OUI, GIRLS!

The star of Wes Craven’s classic THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT directs this adult film masterpiece, coming soon from Impulse Pictures! When Barbara (the sexy Anna Ventura) is asked to go undercover to assist Nick (adult film superstar Paul Thomas) in a murder investigation, she gets more than she bargained for! Together they embark on a perverse trail of lies and deceit to the secretive "Circle S" singles ranch. Sleeping their way through the various patrons to get information, they discover the truth behind the mystery. Directed by Fred J. Lincoln (best known for his role as "Weasel" in Wes Craven's classic horror tale, THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT), OUI, GIRLS is a super-charged, erotic masterpiece of intrigue and mystery with some of the hottest sex scenes ever to light up the explicit screen! Starring the most beautiful classic erotic film stars of the ‘80s, including Lisa De Leeuw, Tiffany Clark, and the amazing Sharon Kane.

It's teacher time! The girls are back in town!


SCHOOLGIRL REPORT VOLUME #11

A German radio program is recorded with experts discussing what can be done to protect the kids of today. As the participants recount stories of sexual promiscuity, we watch the stories play out on screen. Martina is a young, innocent girl whose life turns tragic when her sex partner betrays her during their numerous sexual study sessions. Regine claims she was sexually assaulted by her assigned school tutor, but he tells a very different jaw-dropping story about what “went down” after school! A foursome in a barn gets nutty for the lovely Gila and her friends, when the orgy turns into something even more dirty and messy at the climax of their sex party. Michaela leaves a suicide note for one of her school instructors and, when he saves her from certain death, her terrifying story of being kidnapped and turned into a sex slave is revealed. And, in the final story, a group of girls turn Heidi’s 18th birthday into something special when their “gift” is to lock her in a bedroom with a sexy schoolmate to help her lose her virginity.

Oui, Girls (1982)

Disc Info:
Director: Fred J. Lincoln
Starring: Lisa De Leeuw, Tiffany Clark, Sharon Kane, Anna Ventura
Run Time: 81 minutes
Release Date: Nov. 12, 2013
Language: English
Aspect Ratio: Widescreen Anamorphic 1.85:1
Format: DVD
Region: Region 0
Price: $24.95
UPC Code: 654930104699

Schoolgirl Report Volume #11 (1977)

Disc Info:

Director: Ernst Hofbauer
Starring: Helga Anders, Sandra Atia, Ulrich Beiger
Run Time: 80 minutes
Release Date: Nov. 12, 2013
Language: German
Subtitles: Newly Translated English Subtitles
Aspect Ratio: Widescreen Anamorphic 1.66:1
Format: DVD
Region: Region 0
Price: $24.95
UPC Code: 654930104590

Synapse Films

Thursday, March 21, 2013

DVD Review: NYMPHO DIVER: G-STRING FESTIVAL (1981)

Nympho Diver: G-String Festival  (1981)
The Nikkatsu Erotic Films Collection

Label: Impulse Pictures 
Region: 1 NTSC
Duration: 69 Minutes
Rating: Unrated 
Video: Anamorphic Widescreen (2.35:1) 
Audio: Japanese Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono with English Subtitles 
Director: Atsushi Fujiura
Cast: Anzi Eri, Ezaki Kazuyo, Aono Rima

Director Atsushi Fujiur's Nympho Diver: G-String Festival (1981) is quite a departure from the dark erotic delights that Impulse Picture's have been putting out recently as part of the Nikkatsu Erotic Films Collection. It's a departure in that there's still a ton of naked Asians performing sex acts, don't fret that my friends, but it's a pretty light-hearted sex-comedy that's brisk and entertaining if rather light on plot. We begin with a fun voyeuristic sex scene as a young man attempts to screw his beloved in a rather uncomfortable place... the front of a compact car with an audience, the young woman squeals in protest to her lover's lust only to protest just as fervently when he stops, it's goofy, sexy and fun and sets the pace for the film's 69 minute duration. The sparse story revolves around a seaside village once renown for its attractive pearl divers, apparently these "ama" or "girl diver" films are a Japanese cinema sub genre all to themselves, anyway, the once thriving tourism trade has waned increasingly through the years, there's but one girl diver left in town and she's a bit of an aging sea beast, too. In desperation the mayor hatches a scheme to increase tourism and save his dying village by recruiting sexy, young divers from the surrounding area. Towards this end his young, and rather horny son, recruits a few pretty ladies, all in their 20's, from disparate walks of life. There's a nice montage of the mayor's son, Nobou, awkwardly approaching each woman and somehow winning them over, it's all a bit slapstick and good bit of fun, a pleasant departure from the previous Nikkatsu features so ripe with bondage, rape fantasies and violent sexual desires. So, while it's a welcome change of pace it must be said that despite the fact that these films were dark and maybe a bit of a challenge to endure they at least had, for the most part, an intriguing story line you could follow and maybe even sink your teeth into, Nympho Diver however is pretty slim on story, and mostly cobbled together with copious amounts of nudity and goofy sexploitation, which is not an altogether unpleasant issue. Everyone is getting some here; the mayor, his son, even the local priest is balls deep in it. We get a little bit of every kink here, from voyeurism, to fetishes, the priest pleasuring one of the gals with a wooden stick, grown men in diapers, breast feeding, sex under false pretenses, a love triangle and then it somehow it all culminates in a bizarre g-string festival and a bizarrely somber headscratcher of an ending, weird stuff, but it's Nikkatsu so you just gotta expect that sorta strangeness going in my friend.


DVD: Not the most attractive film cinematically but Impulse Pictures' disc look pretty great on a technical level, presented in anamorphic widescreen (2.35:1) we get a great source print with precious few flaws. Colors are a bit soft but overall it looks quite good with decent black levels, it's a surprisingly crisp affair. We get a Japanese language Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono audio track that's free of hiss and pops, dialogue, score and effects are well-balanced, there are  newly translated English subtitles for those of us not worldly enough to not need them, and quite honestly this is not really a film that requires dialogue. While the film is a bit disposable I am I am quite impressed overall with Impulse Pictures presentation of The Nikkatsu Erotic Films Collection.


Extras are limited to the Original Theatrical Trailer (1:13) and the usual Jasper Sharp liner notes which accompany each of the Nikkatsu films, putting the film into context of the period, always an informative read.


Special Features:
- Newly Translated Removable English Subtitles
- Original Theatrical Trailer
- Liner Notes from Japanese Film Scholar Jasper Sharp


Verdict:
Definitely a fun watch with ample amounts of nude Asian ladies, whom occasionally don g-strings, but are mostly just nude, with some fun low-brow kink and bawdy hi-jinx. Honestly, there's not a lot of re watch value here for me, none in fact, at the very least this was a fun break from the dark weirdness of the previous Nikkatsu films even if a bit sub-par. 2 Outta 5 


Sunday, March 3, 2013

DVD Review: FEMALE TEACHER: IN FRONT OF THE STUDENTS (1982)

FEMALE TEACHER: IN FRONT OF THE STUDENTS (1982)  

Label: Impulse Pictures
Release Date: March 12, 2013
Region Code: 1 NTSC
Rating: Unrated
Duration: 70 minutes
Video: 16:9 Widescreen (1.78:1)
Audio: Japanese Dolby Digital Mono 2.0 with Optional English Subtitles
Director: Yasurou Uegaki
Cast: Rushia Santo, Toru Nakane, Toshiyuki Kitami


Well, the wife stepped out for a bit so once again it's time to throw on another naughty pinky violence film from Nikkatsu's Erotic Films Collection courtesy of Impulse Pictures, purveyors of fine filth. This time out it's Yasurou Uegaki's Female Teacher: In Front of the Class (1982) starring the exquisite Rushia Santo as a young school teacher named Reiko at a very weird high school where the rape pretty teachers seems to be at the very least an extra curricular activity worth a few extra credits. 

One day while showering after tennis practice Reikio is assaulted and raped by a man wearing a stocking over his face, in the aftermath she is left a wet drippy mess on the floor of the shower, a clue to the rapist's identity is left behind, a nondescript puzzle piece. Reiko, for reasons unknown, does not report the crime, she instead sets about sleuthing the identity of the rapist herself, which leads down a head-scratching path of questionable decisions and further acts of rape, some of which turns arguably consensual after the initial shock of being raped! The film seems to attempt to explore the fetishistic aspects of rape, a subject that has curdled my milk, from my first viewing of Sam Peckinpah's Straw Dogs (1971) truly makes me squirm in my seat, call me nutty but it's just hard to enjoy rape. Given the option I would much prefer the rape revenge aesthetic of Meir Zarchi's I Spit on Your Grave (1978) wherein the victim is allowed to exact some much deserved revenge upon the perpetrators, with this film we get something quite a bit different. This entry of the Female Teacher series is a challenging watch, Reiko is raped but then she endures further rape, humiliation and even torture in pursuit of the culprit behind the initial shower room rape, it's weird stuff that falls into the realm of violent sexploitation, it forces you to squirm a bit while you digest the dark, erotic delights, if you can given the context of the sex acts. As with all the Nikkatsi erodoctions from Impulse Pictures this is a censored cut of the film. Japanese censorship laws at the time forbid genitalia and pubic hair, as such it demanded strategic placement of the camera or the more intrusive digital scrambling of the image, creating a white fog over the offending parts, the image of a snatch apparently so offensive but semen oozing down a woman's inner thigh apparently not quite so much, gotta love the Japanese kink. 

DVD: Impulse Pictures DVD presentation looks quite good presenting the film in it's original anamorphic widescreen (1.78:1) presentation, transferred from a nice print with very few instances of dirt and scratches, colors are strong and black levels are decent. The Japanese language Dolby Digital mono audio sounds very nice, too. Dialogue is clear and the score comes through nicely, newly translated optional English subtitles are also available.

Special features are pretty slim, we get a very nice widescreen presentation, the original theatrical trailer and the usual informative liner notes from film historian Jasper Sharp, while short on features this is yet another solid release courtesy of Impulse Pictures. 

Special Features:
- Anamorphic Widescreen (1.78:1) Transfer
- Newly Translated Removable English Subtitles
- Original Theatrical Trailer
- Liner Notes from Japanese Film Scholar Jasper Sharp


Verdict: This seedy slice of Asian perversion features quite an array of bizarre and dark scenarios that will have you scratching your skull, the material can be a bit challenging but there's no denying the allure of this lurid Nikkatsu rape-fantasy film. 2.5 Outta 5 

Saturday, September 22, 2012

DVD Review: SCHOOLGIRL REPORT #8: WHAT PARENTS MUST NEVER KNOW (1974)

SCHOOLGIRL REPORT #8: 
WHAT PARENTS MUST NEVER KNOW (1974) 

Label: Impulse Pictures

Region Code: All Regions 
Rating: Unrated 
Duration: 87 minutes
Audio: German Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono with Optional English Subtitles
Video: 16x9 Widescreen (1.66:1)

Director: Ernst Hofbauer
Cast: Wolf Ackva, Puppa Armbruster, Sandra Atia, Astrid Boner

Synopsis: Those promiscuous schoolgirls are back and more naked than ever, in this eighth installment of the super sexy German softcore series! A two week bus trip to a country hostel turns into a series of crazy sexcapades for some young female students. In a series of eye-and-pants-popping vignettes (a trademark of the Schoolgirl Report series), the girls take us on the ride of our lives and we learn Gisela seduced a worker at her home (watch for a strange “cameo” from Swedish sensation Christina Lindberg here) to open his eyes to the pleasures of lovemaking. Annette is hiding her pregnancy from her parents, because she fears their reaction. A few of the girls turn their prudish Biology teacher from a lame dame, to a boobtastic sexpot. Two skinny dipping teens compare breast sizes as a perverted man swipes their clothes. A beautiful girl dodges huge sticks and balls (on a pool table) as she makes love to her father’s boss to keep him from getting fired and, in the final story, blonde bombshell Evi inadvertently reveals one teacher’s secret after trying to molest him and confess her love.

The Film: The kinky month of SEX-tember continues at the Mausoleum and you dear readers get yet another erotic delight from the purveyors of fleshy freakishness Impulse Pictures. The Schoolgirl Report is a series of films that first popped-up on my radar via the Gert Wilden & his Orchestra: The Schulmadchen Report soundtrack CD which I purchased in the mid-90's, surely for it's erotic cover art. I picked it up on a whim and fell in love with it's swinging 70's sound, punchy orchestral arrangements, fuzzed-out 60's guitar, bongos and wailing bass. I used it as segway music when I was DJ-ing a garage-punk show, it just sounded so good sandwiched between cuts the New Bomb Turks and the Oblivians. So while I was intrigued by the music somehow I never ended up tracking down the films until now. 

What we get here is a bus full of nubile schoolgirls on their way to a hostel somewhere in the German countryside and along the way they exchange lurid stories of the sexual adventures from the previous semester. The structure of the  film is broken down into a framing story and  six adolescent sex fantasies as each girl recounts her lustful story we are taken back in time to relive the tent-in-pants inducing tales. 

First up is the story of Gisela and her seduction of a young gardener Rolf whom is obsessed with jacking-off to a door-sized poster of Swedish sexpot Christina Lindberg. Poor Rolf would rather beat his meat to a girly mag than give-into Gisela's seductions. Eventually she gets her way and Rolf experiences the pleasures of flesh to flesh contact, fun stuff in a you-must-be-joking sorta way, one might assume that a horny 13 year old scripted this sex-comedy nugget.

The worst of the bunch is the tale of Annette and her unintended pregnancy at the business end of med-student's love rod. The gist of the story is how it strains her relationship with her parents - boring. It seems the previous films have a cautionary tale aspect to them and I guess that what we get here and it's pretty awful. 

The best of the bunch in my estimation comes next, students Jutta and Evi are out to get their mousy high-school biology teacher Ms. Steinbach good and  laid and to that end enter into a deal with a lothario named Hans who takes the bet and sets about running-into the educator by truly preposterous means - which goes right back to the idea that a horny 13 year wrote these vignettes. After the initial run-in on the street the stud escorts teach back to her apartment where he gets her drunk on whiskey and before you know it she peels off her clothes like a ripe banana and is transformed from frigid to freaky in the wink of a one-eyed willie, fun stuff. The teacher is one of those poorly disguised sexpots made to look "unattractive" with the addition of horned glasses and a bun, i gotta say that was just more of a turn-on for me.

Up next two busty cousins are skinny-dipping at the lake when they are observed by a pervy old fisherman whom steals their clothes and chases them naked through the woods with their breasts bouncing away in defiance of gravity until they are rescued by two young men whom are also skinny-dipping. Hey, it the 70's - everyone was skinny dipping, right? What I enjoyed about this tale was it's silent-film-esque comedy with physical gags and pratfalls, and the chase scenes had a very Benny Hill Show sped-up film effect which just had me rolling on the floor with sexed-up nostalgia.

Susanne is up next with a tale of how she saved her father's job by screwing his boss whom is much older than she, they fall in love and their relationship runs it's course when age takes it's toll and his back gives out while fucking in a cow pasture. My second to least favorite of the bunch.

The film culminates with the young women (probably all in their 30's in actuality) arriving at the hostel and partaking in a gloriously way-too long shower scene where they are spied upon my the handyman whom they exact a watery revenge on. 


A pretty terrible film but definitely an entertaining sex comedy that's a feast for the eyes, gorgeous German women with heaving breasts, full thighs and lustful thoughts - the kind of women that could only exist in an adolescent wet dream which is exactly what this  is, not based in any kind of reality except the sexy surrealistic fantasy filled mind of an under-sexed teenager - and that's okay with me. Gorgeous 70's women who put most modern beauties to shame with their full figures and ample cleavage, their shapely asses adorned in mini-skirts and go-go boots when they're dressed at all. 

After viewing a few of the dark and more depraved Nikkatsu films recently it was good to get back to some light-hearted and somewhat naive sexual escapades, a feverish adolescent sex fantasy filled with promiscuous European women and their wonderfully hairy bushes, amen

DVD: Impulse Pictures anamorphic widescreen (1.66:1) transfer presents the film in it's original and uncut German language version with newly translated removable English subtitles. The print is not very sharp and does contain some minor print damage throughout - it's not pristine but it is of a quality that does not impede enjoyment despite a rather soft image and looking a bit washed-out. It's a bare-bones affair with not even a trailer, a Schoolgirl Report trailer collection would have been a wonderful addition but nope, nothing. 

Verdict: A rather silly film but when 85% of the film is stuffed with softcore 70's delights one can tend to overlook the adolescent wet dream of a plot. The guiltiest of sex-comedy pleasures and enjoyably so. Fans of the series will be pleased to know that on November 13th Impulse Pictures will unveil the next entry in the series Schoolgirl Report #9: Mature Before Graduation2.5 Outta 5

Sunday, September 16, 2012

DVD Review: ZOOM IN: SEX APARTMENTS (1980)



ZOOM IN: SEX APARTMENTS (1980)
ZĂ»mu in: BĂ´kĂ´ danchi 


Label: Impulse Pictures
Region: Region 1
Duration: 68 minutes
Rating: Unrated 

Audio: Japanese 2.0 Dolby DigitalMono
Video: 16x9 Widescreen (2.35:1)

Director: Naosuke Kurosawa
Cast: Erina Miyai, Youko Azusa

Synopsis: Saeko, a woman with a mysterious past, is hit with a rock and brutally raped by a man wearing a dark mask and black gloves. Her life is spared, but soon brutal murders befall the residents of the Kibougahara Apartment building. The victims are beaten, killed, and their genitals are set on fire. Saeko has her suspicions about the killer’s identity, but will she live long enough to unmask the pyromaniac?


The Film: This is volume 5 of Impulse Picture's Nikkatsu Erotic Films Collecton and it's also the debut feature film from director Naosuke Kurosawa. The film is better known in some circles as the more appropriate Zoom In: Rape Apartment and is a sequel of sorts in a series Nikkatsu Zoom Up films. It's an interesting blend of Asian erotica, misogynist violence and Giallo inspired thriller  elements - it doesn't always make a lot of sense but it's a doozy of a watch for the exploitation set.

The film centers around a young married woman named Saeko (the quite attractive Erina Miyai) whom decides to take up with her former lover when her befuddled husband leaves town for a few days to partake in a cycling race. Before he goes they engage in some awkward apartment floor sex in which he grunts something about "coming first" repeatedly, I am assuming this is a reference to cycling and not just a reference to beating his wife to the orgasm, hilarious. No sooner has he left the apartment than she hops on her own bicycle and heads off to the apartment of her lover. On the way she cuts through a vacant lot and is knocked-off her bike by an assailant dressed in a long black coat and black leather gloves - clearly inspired by the Italian Giallo's of Dario Argento. The attacker rapes her with while threatening her with a distinct tool that looks like an ice pick. After the faceless attacker flees the scene Saeko picks herself up off the ground, pisses out the unwanted semenal discharge and continues on to her lovers apartment where she says nothing of the attack, instead she casually wipes the attackers residual cum from her inner thigh and immediately gets it on with him. The two have a great sexual chemistry and the lover truly sets her loins on fire with passion as the two engage in tons of submissive sex, it's steamy and erotic stuff. 


However, the black-gloved faceless serial rapist is now stalking the area and raping young women and then setting their groins on fire - literally. Coming into this film expecting erotic delights I was a bit repulsed at first by the misogynist attacks on the women, it's brutal stuff and while the camera does truly not show all the burning of genitals it is still disturbing stuff by its very nature, the killer applying a flammable solution and setting them afire while still alive, it's grotesque A particularly well done scenario features a woman running between two apartment building screaming for help, in indifference the lights start to turn off one by one, no one wants to get involved. She runs into a barbed-wire fence tearing her eyeball in a nice display of Fulci-esque eye gore before her snatch is set up in flames as she screams in agony, another victim is found nude, torched and elaborately strung up on a jungle gym at the playground. The deaths are extremely fetishistic in nature, another has the black-gloved killer simulating oral sex with his gloved finger before tweaking her breasts and ultimately taking a blow-torch to her labia, just awful stuff. It gets more and more depraved as the killings go on, including one wherein he disposes of a woman who is still alive in a fiery dump incinerator - this particular kills is witnessed by a young woman who stuffs her face with rotted veggies while she watches the horrific events, her presence adds a new twist to the films confounding finale. 


It doesn't take long for Saeko to start suspecting that here piano-tuner lover just might be the culprit in the grisly string of rape-arson-murders but she's so turned on by her lovers sexual prowess she keeps her suspicions to herself that is until she catches him setting fire to a would-be victim. This is a strange one to be sure, reconciling the films erotic delights of rampant lust, lesbianism and group sex with the lurid misogyny onscreen can be a chore. not so much a erotic horror film as an exploitation flick with tons of nudity, some meant to titillate while others are clearly meant to disturb - and it work on both levels.

There's a strong hallucinatory quality to the film, at times it recalls Deep Red era Dario Argento by way of David Lynch and  I believe it's meant to call into question the psychological stability of Saeko especially during the final reel of the film when things just spin outta control ending in a double-suicide and a gloriously extended female masturbation scene that leaves her crawling on the floor leaving behind fiery pools of cum just before the immolation of pregnant woman - oh yeah, it's fucked-up... enjoy. 

DVD: Impulse Picture's DVD release features a wonderful 16x9 transfer from a very nice print of the film, it looks quite good with decent black levels, it's fairly sharp and colors look saturated and natural, particularly all that lovely skin tone, very natural indeed. The Japanese Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono audio sounds great, crisp with no discernible noise. The disc features optional English subtitles and liner notes from Japanese film historian Jasper Sharp just like the other Nikkatsu titles from Impulse. Bonus content is limited to a trailer but it's pretty great.

Special Features:
- Newly Translated Removable English Subtitles
- Original Theatrical Trailer
- Liner notes from Japanese film scholar, Jasper Sharp


Verdict: A stylish giallo-inspired Japanese exploitation film with some truly depraved horror elements, for this reason I must say it's my favorite of Impulse Picture's Nakkatsu Erotic Films Collection, a definite recommend for fans of dark erotica, exploitation and Japanese horror, a sleazy delight of sex, the grotesque and nudity. 3.5 Outta 5