Thursday, March 3, 2022

'The Darker The Lake' - chilling supernatural thriller sees a deadly game comes back to haunt a small town - on digital March 21st


THE DARKER THE LAKE 

A deadly game from the 80s comes back to haunt a small town years later in this chilling supernatural thriller THE DARKER THE LAKE

Starring Veronica Ferres (Dreamland, Salt and Fire), Gina Stiebitz  (Dark, Unexpected),
Elyse Levesque (SGU Stargate Universe, Ready or Not ), and Vladimir Burlakov (Iron Sky: The Coming Race, Deutschland 83)

The Darker the Lake, a brand-new supernatural thriller with a Nordic noir edge from director Lok Kwan Woo (White Terror, Angels Never Cry), is set to thrill and chill audiences, with its UK premiere in March 2022, courtesy of (Yet) Another Distribution Company and 101 Films.

1987, St. Michael, a group of high school friends discover an ancient board game and start to play. They become consumed by their addictive new pastime. But things turn deadly…  the players start to meet a disturbing demise and the survivors vow never to speak of the game again.

Fast forward to 2021 and a spate of strange deaths – in the very same small town – have shaken locals to their core… bearing striking similarities to the events of more than 30 years ago, could the devastating events be linked?

Two detectives – with their own personal links to the area –  are brought together to work on the case. When they track down those involved in the original mystery, all those years ago, things start to get complicated... With seemingly mystical forces at play, they are pulled into the dangerous and perplexing world of the game and as the stakes are raised, the danger gets perilously close to home.

With a roll of the dice will the detectives win, or will they pay the ultimate price in The Darker The Lake?

'The Darker The Lake' - chilling supernatural thriller sees a deadly game comes back to haunt a small town - on digital 21 March


Wednesday, March 2, 2022

THE ZODIAC KILLER (1971) (101 Films Blu-ray Review)

THE ZODIAC KILLER (1971) 

Label: 101 Films
Region Code: B
Rating: Cert. 15
Duration: 86 Minutes
Audio: Uncompressed English 2.0 Mono with Optional English Subtitles
Video: 1080p HD Full Frame (1.33:1)
Director: Tom Hanson
Cast: Hal Reed, Bob Jones, Ray Lynch, Tom Pittman, Mary Darrington, Frank Sanabek, Ed Quigley, Bertha Dahl, Dion Marinkovich, Doodles Weaver, Gloria Gunn, Richard Styles

Directed by Tom Hanson, who had previously owned a chain of Pizza Man restaurants, THE ZODIAC KILLER was made to capture the real-life Zodiac Killer. That plan didn't work. Instead, we got the most outrageous and compelling "tabloid horror" vortex in the history of planet Earth. And beyond. During theatrical screenings, Hanson constructed in-theater "traps" to lure the killer from hiding. These included the use of an ice cream freezer filled with rent-a-cops and a raffle with a motorcycle as a prize. You won't get insight like this by watching a David Fincher movie. But you will get it while watching THE ZODIAC KILLER. 

Director Tom Hanson made this 16mm slice of true crime sleaze in '71 when the real-life Zodiac Killer was still was very much alive and on a terrifying murder spree in and around the San Francisco area. The flick is said to have been the director's attempt to capture the Zodiac, and it opens with a disclaimer from the very real San Francisco Chronicle reporter Paul Avery, who describes the movie as a public service, which I think is a nice exploitative touch. I really think the making-of story of this film might be more interesting than the film itself, but that's not to say I don't love this slice of true-crime tabloid terror, I had a total blast with it.

The film opens with the titular psychopath committing s few heinous crimes, we begin with a taxi driver being shot at point blank range through an open car window, then the assailant wearing a fake nose and glasses knifes a teen girl to death on the sidewalk of a suburban street, her blood trickling through the cracks of the sidewalk to form the circle and cross symbol of the Zodiac Killer! We're then introduced two our two main characters, a hard-drinking truck driver named Grover (Bob Jones) and a frustrated postal worker named Jerry (Hal Reed). Both men are angry, frustrated weirdos in their own right, with Grover being a misogynistic divorcee who at night puts on a ridiculous wig and frequents the bars, picking up the ladies and pretending to be a big shot. Jerry is more quiet, he tends to his rabbits at home, at one point becoming rattled by the death of one his furry friends. He is further tormented by a woman on his route who thinks he does a lousy job at delivering the mail, he's also friends with an old perv (Doodles Weaver, The Birds) in the neighborhood who reinforces his hatred of women, telling Jerry he likes his woman plump, juicy and dumb! Jerry has some serious daddy issues as well, which we get more of late in the film, as he yearns for his father's love and affection while visiting his pops in the loony bin. The movie sets these guys up as potential zodiac killer suspects, but which one could it be? The safe money is always on the frustrated postal worker, but I'll let you figure it out, and there's a plot twist mid-way that makes it pretty clear who it is.

The movie is tonally quite strange, it has that non-specific weird regional movie vibe about it that comes off a bit goofy, but it also has some harrowing murder scenes that are rather effective, a few of which are based on the real murders the zodiac, which bare an uncanny resemblance to the scenes we saw decades later in David Fincher's phenomenal Zodiac (2007). The two most effective kills are the real life murder of a couple parked on a lover's lane and another pair caught necking on a blanket near the edge of a lake, these are done very realistically are executed surprisingly well, actually giving me the chills. Other kills are a bit more over-the-top and corny, a pair of them involve the Zodiac happening upon older women with car issues stranded on the side of the road. He bashes one old broad over the head with a spare tire, the other he murders by slamming the hood of her car on her repeatedly. When the Zodiac's not busy killing folks he's hanging out at the beach freaking out a young couple and rescuing a cat from a tree at the park, or calling the police and newspapers to go off on one of his patented diatribes. Then there's the bizarre worshipping evil at an altar type stuff, the "zodiac supreme" to his "children" about a new cycle of life, the slaves he will take into the afterlife, and building pyramids... weird stuff.

Yeah, it's weird and wild stuff all around, the mix of true crime stirred with wacky made-up stuff makes this a strange watch, but it's hard to deny that a few of these scenes are actually quite harrowing, it feels gritty in Last House on the Left (1972) sort of way, though this movie came first. The Zodiac Killer (1971) has a few key moments of dread filled terror, but then you have the weird, slightly inept regional film making tonal shifts, but that's what makes this such a strange and entertaining watch. 

Audio/Video: Zodiac Killer (1971) arrives on Region B Blu-ray from 101 Films licensed from AGFA. It's presented in the original full frame (1.33:1) aspect ratio in 1080p HD, derived from the same 4K scan of the only known surviving theatrical print used by AGFA for their US disc release. It has the patina of a well-worn grindhouse print with lots of thick 16mm film stock grain. Its faded and there's damage to frames, but it looks natural in all it's faded glory. Audio on the disc comes by way of an uncompressed English 2.0 Mono with optional English subtitles. Not surprisingly the audio is not pristine either but it suits the scruffy video component quite nicely with some vintage  hiss and pops along that serve to remind you of the low-budget source. The score features some cool jazzy freak-out that make for a great backdrop to the weirdness.

The extras mirror the US release from licensor AGFA, we get the Audio Commentary with director Tom Hanson and producer Manny Nedwick moderated by Joseph A. Ziemba and Sebastian del Castillo from AGFA, which begins with AGFA guys giving a nice tribute to Something Weird Video and the late Mike Vraney before being joined by Hanson and Nedwick who give a fine recounting of making the film, and a bizarre story about screenings of the movie which were set-up to capture the Zodiac Killer who was still active at the time of the screenings and a potential encounter with the killer! Not sure I believe it, but they sure do, and it makes for an fun commentary. I would love to see a fictional film about the making of this film and how the screenings were meant to capture the killer - c'mon Tarantino make it happen, only this time the capture the killer, 'natch!

We also get a 3-minute On-Camera Interview with Hanson and Nedwick, a brief but entertaining piece with the two discussing Hanson's pizza business, how he broke into movie making, and setting up the screenings in hopes if capturing the Zodiac Killer. There's also a selection of Tabloid-horror trailers from the AGFA Archive - these include Carnival of Blood, The Manson Massacre, The Other Side of Madness, Three On A Meat Hook and The Toolbox Murders, all in HD, all well-worn and lightly worn.

The last of the disc extras is a full length feature film, Another Son of Sam (1977) which is presented in 1080p HD widescreen (1.85:1), a 2K scan derived from a 35mm print of the film. Like The Zodiac Killer it has the grindhouse patina, well-worn and cheaply shot, but it looks pretty decent all things considered. The film itself is not great, it has nothing to do with the Son of Sam NYC killings, but instead is about a guy who escapes from the loony bin and embarks on a murder spree. 

For the purposes of this review were were provided with a "check disc" from the distributor without benefit of of sleeve or packaging -  so no comment on the artwork, booklet, or slipcover. 

Special Features:
- Audio Commentary with director Tom Hanson and producer Manny Nedwick moderated by Joseph A. Ziemba and Sebastian del Castillo from AGFA
- Interview with director Tom Hanson and actor Manny Nedwick (4 min) HD
- Tabloid-horror trailers from the AGFA archive! Carnival of Blood (1970)(2 min) HD, The Manson Massacre (1971)(2 min) HD, The Other Side of Madness (1971)(2 min) HD, Three On A Meathook (1972)(1 min) HD, The Toolbox Murders (1978)(2 min) HD,
- Liner notes and director Tom Hanson interview by Chris Poggiali of TEMPLE OF SCHLOCK!
- Reversible Sleeve of Artwork 
- Bonus Movie: ANOTHER SON OF SAM (1977) (72 min) HD, from a new 2K scan from a 35mm theatrical print!

Another solid 101 Films and AGFA team-up that brings the 70's true crime scuzz to your TV screens for some at-home Friday night fun. Lovers of weird 70's cinema, true crime exploitation and oddball regional strangeness need this sort of culty awesomeness in their collection, and thanks to 101 Films its easier to get your hands on it in the UK!



Tuesday, March 1, 2022

TAKE BACK THE NIGHT - An Eye-Opening Thriller Comes Theaters & VOD this Friday 3/4

TAKE BACK THE NIGHT (2022) 
A Film By Gia Elliott

Fueled By Formidable Female Talent Both In Front Of and Behind The Camera, The Terrifying and Eye-Opening Suspense Thriller Comes To Select Theaters and Digital Platforms On March 4th, 2022
 
A powerful thriller and eye-opening exposé about sexual assault, Gia Elliott's impressive feature debut, TAKE BACK THE NIGHT, will be released this Friday, March 4th in select theaters and on digital platforms. Featuring a female-led cast and crew, the film has won numerous awards at each festival it has played and is a true stepping stone to Gia Elliott's bright future as a director. Below you will find the list of theaters and digital outlets.

Synopsis: Finding herself the victim of a violent monster attack, Jane launches a vigilante campaign to hunt the beast that tried to kill her. Jane’s efforts intensify, but her troubling history of drug use and mental illness bubbles to the surface causing her family, community, and authorities to question the authenticity of her account. Suddenly alone in her fight, Jane starts to doubt her own memory of the attack…to doubt if Monster exists at all.

Critics have been unanimous in their praise. Sean Parker of Horror Obsessive said, “TAKE BACK THE NIGHT had me glued to my seat. I couldn’t put it out of my mind even after I began to watch another movie.” Eric Li of Scariest Things hailed the film’s “standout acting performances and emotional resonance,” and said, “Keep an eye on Gia Elliot, as this first feature bodes well for future work as a new director.” Dread Central’s Chloé Gold said, “TAKE BACK THE NIGHT puts a spotlight on the demoralizing and optimism-killing process of seeking justice and coping with trauma after being assaulted – with an even more horrifying twist.”

Take Back The Night
Directed by: Gia Elliot
Written by: Emma Fitzpatrick and Gia Elliot
Country of Origin: USA
Language: English
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Distributor: Dark Sky Films
Produced by: Emma Fitzpatrick, Kwanza Gooden, David Elliot and Gia Elliot
Run Time: 90 minutes

Cast:
Emma Fitzpatrick (The Social Network, In Time)
Angela Gulner (Glow)
Jennifer Lafleur (Big Little Lies, Billions)
Sibongile Mlambo (Teen Wolf, Lovecraft Country)

Theater + Platform List (additional roll out is expected)
March 3rd:
Marietta, GA - Renegade Film Festival
March 4th:

Theater Listing:
Los Angeles - Cinelounge Rooftop Cinema (one night only)
Columbus - Gateway Film Center
Albuquerque - Guild Cinema
Kansas City - Screenland

Digital Availability:
Apple TV
Prime Video
Google Play
Microsoft Movies & TV
Vimeo On Demand
Vudu

Winner of Multiple Awards:
Audience Award for Best Dramatic Feature Film - Another Hole in the Head
Best Feature Film - Horrible Imaginings Film Festival
New Nightmare Prize for Best First Feature, Gia Elliot - Popcorn Frights
Best Director, Gia Elliot - Nightmares Film Festival
Best Director, Gia Elliot - GenreBlast
George A Romero Fellowship for Directing, Gia Elliot - Salem Horror Festival
Best Cinematography, Gia Elliot - Horrible Imaginings Film Festival
Best Lead Actress in Feature Film, Emma Fitzpatrick - Horrible Imaginings Film Festival
Best Trailer Editing, Gia Elliot - GenreBlast

The infamous and legendary CAT III atrocity in its full uncut form from the 2K master, DR. LAMB (1992) is coming from Unearthed Films in 2022!

DR. LAMB (1992)

Stay tuned for the world premier of the never-before-seen trailer, final artwork, and enough extras to shake a stick at!

A mentally disturbed taxi driver lusts for blood every rainy night, and several young women are brutally murdered. He likes to take photos of the victims' dismembered bodies as his special mementos after has sex with their corpses and stores the severed breasts in pickle jars. Inspector Lee is called onto the case in this bizarre, nasty, and notorious CAT III film.

FROM THE CRITICS:
"Dr. Lamb is a slick, and sick, exploitation item that both repels the viewer with its images of disturbing violence, in addition to tickling them with repulsive black humor à la early John Waters. Be warned: this trashy shocker's Category III rating is very well deserved, and its sordid landscape of confrontational violence and sexual dysfunction is a real downer and likely to haunt your mind for longer than you want it to."
- THE AUSTIN CHRONICLE

"Dr. Lamb is a classic of the Category III genre, and one of its most influential and trailblazing films, helping to establish the template that so many of its subsequent rip-offs would slavishly adhere to. Dr. Lamb focuses on a series of killings in 1982 by Lam Kor-wan, or ‘The Rainy Night Butcher” as he was dubbed by the Chinese press, a night shift taxi driver who murdered a number of women and subjected their bodies subjected to hideous post-mortem abuses."
- EASTERN KICKS

"Only in a murderous mood when it rains, Yam cruises in his night shift taxi of death, presumably doing his normal work in between. His prowls are presented not unlike Taxi Driver. Lots of rear view mirror shots, with visions of wet neon streets and drunks lurching from bar to bar as giant Marlboro signs glow overhead. The personification of a Hong Kong demented cinematic killer, Simon Yam presents Lam Gor-Yu as a chilling, damaged shithead with a taste for necrophilia and fondling his niece whilst photographing himself doing it all. Despite the horrendous subject matter Yam carries a cinematic glow that makes him utterly compelling to watch. Other examples would be De Niro in Cape Fear, playing an utter mental yet having this fascinating magnetic pull, sucking the viewer in, even as Yam props up a dead girl and plays park the sausage."
- THE GENTLEMAN'S BLOG TO MIDNIGHT CINEMA

DIRECTORS:
Danny Lee, Billy Hin-Shing Tang

WRITER:
Kam-Fai Law (Untold Story)

STARS:
Danny Lee (Untold Story, City of Fire, The Killer)
Simon Yam (Ip Man, 1,2 &3, Naked Killer, Full Contact, Hitman)
Kent Cheng (Untold Story, Once upon a Time in China, Sex & Zen)
Emily Kwan (Untold Story, Full Alert, Human Pork Chop)








VAMPYR (1932) 90th Anniversary Theatrical & Blu-ray Release + New Trailer Revealed

VAMPYR (1932) 
 90th Anniversary Release 
+ New Trailer Revealed

A brand new 2K restoration of one of the finest and most enduringly mysterious of all horror films!

Eureka Entertainment to release a 2K restoration of Carl Th. Dreyer’s VAMPYR, one of the finest and most enduringly mysterious of all horror films, IN CINEMAS (UK & Ireland) and ON BLU-RAY (for the first time in the UK), unveiled for the film’s 90th anniversary. Released in cinemas on May 20th 2022 and available on Blu-ray from May 30th 2022 as a part of The Masters of Cinema Series in a Limited Edition set of 3000 copies featuring a Hardbound Slipcase & 100-page Collector’s Booklet.

The first foray into sound filmmaking by one of cinema's pivotal artists, Vampyr remains a cornerstone work of the horror genre. The dreamlike tale of an occult-obsessed student's visit to a small French village, as he is drawn into the unsettling mystery around a stricken family's struggle with malevolent forces, remains an unparalleled evocation of the uncanny.

Adapting the haunted stories of Sheridan Le Fanu, Carl Th. Dreyer's ceaseless innovation delivers a tour-de-force of supernatural phantasmagoria and creeping unease, via audacious camerawork and sound design.

Presented from an all-new 2K restoration by the Danish Film Institute, supported by the MEDIA program Creative Europe, and taking more than a decade to complete – materials from several European archives (including the BFI, CNC and DFI) have been meticulously scanned and assessed to create the highest quality and most faithful version of Vampyr possible. Now unveiled for the film’s 90th anniversary, one of the most visually and aurally distinctive horror films ever made returns to cinemas in the UK & Ireland and finally comes to Blu-ray in the UK, in a definitive incarnation that achieves the full experience Dreyer intended audiences to have.

VAMPYR 90th Anniversary Screenings
www.vampyr90.co.uk

VAMPYR Limited Edition Blu-ray available to order from the Eureka Store https://eurekavideo.co.uk/movie/vampyr-limited-edition-box-set-3000-copies/

LIMITED-EDITION BLU-RAY (3000 COPIES) FEATURES
- Hardbound Slipcase 

- All-new 2K digital restoration of the German version by the Danish Film Institute, completed in 2020 after an extensive decade-long restoration process, with uncompressed mono soundtrack 
- Optional unrestored audio track 
- Two audio commentaries: one by critic and programmer Tony Rayns; the second by filmmaker and Vampyr fan Guillermo del Toro
- Visual essay by scholar Casper Tybjerg on Dreyer’s Vampyr influences 
- New video interview with author and critic Kim Newman on Vampyr's unique place within vampire cinema
- Two new video interviews with music and cultural historian David Huckvale on the film's score and its adaptation of Sheridan Le Fanu
- Carl Th. Dreyer (1966) – a documentary by Jörgen Roos
- Two deleted scenes, removed by the German censor in 1932 
- The Baron – a short MoC documentary about Baron Nicolas de Gunzburg | Optional English subtitles
- A 100-PAGE BOOK - featuring rare production stills, location photography, posters, the 1932 Danish film programme, a 1964 interview with Baron Nicolas de Gunzberg (producer and actor "Allan Gray"), an essay by Dreyer on film style, and writing by Tom Milne, Jean and Dale Drum, and film restorer Martin Koerber 
*All extras subject to change

SEVERIN SPOTLIGHTS REGIONAL ‘VIDEO NASTY’ AUTEUR AND NO-BUDGET HOLLYWOOD AMBITION IN APRIL!


SEVERIN SPOTLIGHTS REGIONAL
‘VIDEO NASTY’ AUTEUR AND NO-BUDGET HOLLYWOOD AMBITION IN APRIL

On April 26th, Severin Films begins a much-needed reevaluation of the New Orleans exploitation filmmaker Jack Weis via a brand new restoration of infamous video nasty MARDI GRAS MASSACRE and a double feature of lesser-known sleaze efforts CRYPT OF DARK SECRETS and DEATH BRINGS ROSES. Severin’s sister label Intervision Picture Corp. is also back in the mix with SOV hysteria from SONIC THE HEDGEHOG screenwriters Josh Miller & Pat Casey.



MARDI GRAS MASSACRE (1978) 

With only five films, New Orleans-based writer/producer/director Jack Weis became one of the most enigmatic figures in ‘70s exploitation. And for his final trashterpiece, Weis delivered a filth-fueled, disco-drenched and gore-soaked epic of butchered hookers, hard-boiled homicide cops and a prissy psycho with an Aztec sacrifice fetish that remains a once-in-a-lifetime sleaze experience. Curt Dawson (BLOOD BATH), Ronald Tanet (CRYPT OF DARK SECRETS) and February ‘75 Playboy Playmate Laura Misch star in this “shocking-yet-hysterical fever dream of regional filmmaking” (Bleeding Skull) with a soundtrack by Dennis Coffey & Mike Theodore (BLACK BELT JONES) and still banned in the UK as one of the original DPP 39 Video Nasties, now featuring a 2K master compiled from the best surviving post-Katrina elements and a revealing new interview with Weis himself.  

Special Features:
- Webstore Exclusive Slip Case
- I'm Not Into Hollywood — Interview With Director Jack Weis
- The Mardi Gras Killer — Interview With Actor William Metzo
- The First Victim — Interview With Actress Laura Misch
- Trailer
 
Feature Specs:
Aspect ratio: 1.85:1
Audio: English Mono
Closed Captions: English SDH
Region: All

Mardi Gras Massacre Bundle: https://severinfilms.com/shop/mgm-bundle/

Mardi Gras Massacre [Blu-ray w/Slipcover]: https://severinfilms.com/shop/mgm-blu/

THE BIG SLEAZY JACK WEIS DOUBLE FEATURE

Perhaps the most bizarre film by New Orleans writer/producer/director Jack Weis (MARDI GRAS MASSACRE), CRYPT OF DARK SECRETS is “71 minutes of supernatural sleaze” (Every ‘70s Movie) featuring voodoo vengeance, a possessed swamp stripper, and multiple feats of knuckleheaded folk horror, newly mastered from the original negative. Thought lost for more than 30 years, DEATH BRINGS ROSES is the Big Easy auteur’s epic of pimps, hookers, mob bosses, double-crosses, a stupefying parade of performances by non-professional locals, and Henny Youngman. Real-life Hollywood tough guy Scott Brady (JOHNNY GUITAR), Oscar® winner Broderick Crawford (ALL THE KING’S MEN) and Hermione Gingold (GIGI) co-star in this French Quarter crime saga that “walks a fine line between utter hilarity and bubbling sleaze” (Bleeding Skull), now scanned in 2K from Weis’ personal 35mm print. 

Special Features: 
- CRYPT OF DARK SECRETS Trailer

Feature Specs:
Aspect ratio: 1.85:1 / 1.33:1
Audio: English Mono (both films)
Closed Captions: English SDH (both films)
Region: All

The Big Sleazy Jack Weis Double Feature: https://severinfilms.com/shop/jack-weis-double-blu/

HEY, STOP STABBING ME! (2003) 

Long before they became big-time Hollywood players with DORM DAZE, GOLAN THE INSATIABLE and the SONIC THE HEDGEHOG movies, 20-year-old producer/co-writer/director Josh Miller and producer/co-writer/star Pat Casey spent the summer of 2000 with $500, a MiniDV cam and a group of friends in Bloomington, MN creating what remains the most insanely accomplished – and long-out-of-print – comedy/horror hit of the SOV era. It’s a deranged suburban saga of hole diggers, serial killers, nympho girlfriends, clothes-stealing monsters and lawn mower murders that Film Threat calls “goofy and funny with charm to spare, filled with ideas both creative and bizarre.” Intervision is proud to present this justifiable cult favorite now lovingly remastered in HD with all-new reunion featurettes, audio commentaries, short films and much more. 

Special Features:
- Introduction By Director/Co-Writer Josh Miller And Co-Writer/Actor Pat Casey
- Audio Commentary With Director/Co-Writer Josh Miller, Co-Writer/Actor Pat Casey And Actor Andy Kriss
- Still Stabbing After All These Years — Cast And Crew Reunion
- The State Of Stabbing Mike — The Unmaking Of THE STATE OF BEING MIKE And The Making Of HEY, STOP STABBING ME!
- Alternate Endings
- SLEDGEHAMMERS AT DAWN - With Filmmaker Intro And Audio Commentaries
- Short Films
        - MAGMA HEAD With Filmmaker Intro And Audio Commentary
        - BIG HIT LITTLE FISH
        - FREE CHAIR
        - SPECIAL STUDIES FILM II
 - Trailers

Feature Specs:
Aspect ratio: 1.33:1
Audio: English Mono 
Closed Captions: English SDH
Region: All

Hey, Stop Stabbing Me!: https://severinfilms.com/shop/stop-stabbing-blu/

Severin Films April 2022 Package: https://severinfilms.com/shop/april-2022-package/

Severin Films April 2022 Blu-Ray Bundle: https://severinfilms.com/shop/sf-april-2022-bndl/


SWEETIE, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT (2020) (101 Films Blu-ray Review)

SWEETIE, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT (2020)

Label: 101 Films
Region Code: B
Rating: 15 Cert. 
Duration: 74 Minutes 
Audio: PCM 2.0 Stereo with Optional English Subtitles 
Video: 1080p HD Widescreen (2.7:1) 
Director: Ernar Nurgaliev
Cast: Daniyar Alshinov, Assel Kaliyeva, Yerkebulan Daiyrov, Azamat Marklenov.: Daniar Alshinov, Asel Kaliyeva, Azamat Marklenov, Yerlan Primbetov, Dulyga Akmolda, Almat Sakatov

The Kazakhstan horror thriller comedy  Sweetie, You Wont Believe It (2022), from director Yernar Nurgarliyev, opens with married quarrelsome couple Dastan (Daniar Alshinov) and Zhanna (Asel Kaliyeva) who are expecting their first child. Dastan is a bit of a fuck-up and his very pregnant wife is none to forgiving of his failings, though I do think she is painted to be a bit too much of a nag, especially in the opening scenes. Regardless, it serves to show why Dastan is so desperate to get away for one last weekend of fishing with his bros the same weekend that his baby is to be born.

His best pals turn out to be even bigger fuck-ups than he is, and arrive to pick him up for a boys weekend in a van full of defective inflatable fuck dolls, hitting the road for some good times. After a brief stop at creepy gas station we find them floating down a sleepy creek in an inflatable boat followed by an improvised raft made with the blow-up dolls, where the boys witness a murder by a group of idiotic gangsters lead by the philosophy quoting Kuka. The gangsters are no bright bulbs themselves, and the execution they carryout is accidental in so much as the murder they commit seems to have been intended as just a terrifying  shakedown, but they're inept and accidentally blow the guys head off, Pulp Fiction style.

Having inadvertently witnessed the crime the three friends find themselves frantically fleeing the violent clutches of the gangsters, one of whom passes out at the sight of blood... and spoiler alert, he faints A LOT over the course of the film! Also figuring into the splatstick mayhem is a mysterious disfigured one-eyed man with seemingly superhuman strength and thirst for blood, particularly that of the gangsters who it turns out have killed his dog, and a demented young woman and her father team who attempt to force Datsun to marry and impregnate her after spotting him at the gas station earlier in the day. 

Chock full of blood, guts and gore this madcap horror-comedy is a ton of fun, the main thing against it might be that there's no one to root for, everybody here are unlikable shit-hells, but as most meet a grisly end, or at the very least are punished brutally for their stupidity I can forgive it. The screenplay is a bit all over the place, it's an everything and the kitchen sink bit of madcap carnage, but thanks to the cast being all-in on the silliness and some terrific comedic timing in regard to acting and editing it all falls together and apart quite nicely. The brief run time and copious amounts of gore also don't hurt it either, with plenty of gunshots, savage knife wounds, decapitation and quite a bit more. 

One of my favorite scenes is that of one of the three friends pissing into a bottle inside the van much to the disgust of his pals. His action and his friends reactions are the lynchpin that basically brings together the disparate elements together catastrophic results, with the fucked-up father and daughter bringing a The Loved Ones wild card element to the proceeding. 

Audio/Video: Sweetie, You Won't Believe It (2022) arrives on region B Blu-ray from 101 Films in 1080p HD widescreen and looks sharp, plus we get an uncompressed Kazakh pCM stereo audio with optional English subtitles. The only extras is a trailer for film.  

Special Features:
- Trailer 

Sweetie, You Wont Believe It (2022) is probably my favorite foreign film the ultra-violent Why Don't You Just Die, and comes highly recommended to fans of that film and stuff like Tucker And Dave vs Evil. If you're a fan of amped-up, blood-soaked and violent horror-thriller comedies this is sure to be a pleaser.