Blu-ray Review: HOLLISTON: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON (2012)

HOLLISTON: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON (2012) 

Label: Image Entertainment

Region: A

Rating: Unrated 

Aspect Ratio: Anamorphic Widescreen (1.78:1) 

Audio: Emglish Dolby Digital 5.1 

Cast: Adam Green, Joe Lynch, Laura Ortiz, Corri English, Dee Snider, Dave Brockie

Director: Adam Green 

The Series: Here's a fun TV sitcom for the horror-set, the first original show on  FEARnet from HATCHET director Adam Green starring Adam Green and WRONG TURN 2 director Joe Lynch as two perpetually poor aspiring horror directors employed at the Mass Cable Network where they host a public access program called The Movie Crypt and make lo-budget cable commercials while sneaking equipment on the side to film their hockey-themed horror film SHINPADS - about an undead Mexican soccer whom return from the grave to exact revenge, "When they score, you die". Nice. Oh, and they're boss is Lance Rocket - an 80's glam rock reject with questionable sexual orientation who plays in a Van Halen tribute band mot to mention Adam's imaginary alien friend, GWAR's Oderus, who lives in his closet emerging every once in awhile to dispense terrible advice.

In matters of love Joe is dating Laura (Laura Ortiz, THE HILLS HAVE EYES) an adorably demented pixie of a woman who is a painter of macabre and disturbing imagery while Adam pines away obsessively for his high-school flame Corri (Corri English  UNREST) who has recently returned to Hollsiton.

There's a lot to here to love for the horror fans, quirky humor, bad taste, offbeat, sweet and sorta uplifting, plus we get some sweet horror film homages and the occasional bit of gore and some cool cameos from Tony Todd (CANDYMAN), Kane Hodder (FRIDAY THE 13TH), Danielle Harris (HALLOWEEN 5), Seth Green (RAT RACE), DEREK MEARS (FRIDAY THE 13TH), Bill Mosely (TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE), Colton Dunn (MADtv) and director John Landis (AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN PARIS).

As for gore we get a very sweet SCANNERS homage and a grotesque scenario by which both Adam and Joe are sprayed by a skunk and end up in the bathtub together with Adam uncontrollably vomiting in the bathwater, gross and funny. At one point actor Tony Todd star of CANDYMAN visits the Movie Crypt and comes back to the guys house after a night out on the town and wont leave - what do you do when Candyman 

Episodes: 

The Hooker - When Adam discover's that his ex Corri is returning to town he dumps his current gal and in an ill conceived plot hires a hooker with a heroin-nod  to play his girlfriend on a double-date with Corri and her current boyfriend - a doctor. Adam makes a fool of himself, of course. We get a pretty great POLTERGEIST homage here, a fun start to the series. 

Camera Rental - In an attempt to generate some cash flow the boys pilfer a camera from work for the weekend and rent it out, meanwhile Corri and Laura are on the hunt for an apartment and end up leasing a haunted property from TWIN PEAKS' Ray Wise. This episode we get a cool Allister Crowley cameo who destroys Adam's face in a brutal dream sequence   

Skunked - When Adam's retarded cat Axle runs off the boys get sprayed by a skunk while searching for the feline and end up in a tub naked together covered in vomit. Meanwhile the girls head off to the convenience store in search of vinegar to rid them of the stench but wind up with an armful of feminine douche and suspected of running a brothel. Great guest appearance from Brian Posehn (SARAH SILVERMAN SHOW) as the clerk and a cool lesson on how to make fake blood, fun stuff. 

Candyman - Actor Tony Todd visits The Movie Crypt when the station airs CANDYMAN. The guys are super thrilled when the star invites them out for a drink but are less honored when he comes back to the apartment and will not leave... and he wants to fuck Corri which drives Adam completely nuts,

Laura's Little Twitter - Adorable and demented Laura posts a pic on twitter and is suddenly deluged by thousands of followers, why? It might have something to do with the moose-knuckle in the pic - this one reminded me quite a bit of Elaine's classic nip-slip episode on SEINFELD. Features a great Seth Green cameo as effects artists Gustav/Neil - he's got a split personality  there's also some fun commentary on the PUMPKINHEAD and HALLOWEEN sequels, plus remakes of DAWN OF THE DEAD and THE THING and the work of effects masters Tom Savini and Greg Nicotero

Weekend of Horrors - The season capper features the boys finishing the teaser trailer to their film SHINPADS and attend Rock N' Shock Weekend of Horrors in an effort to get it into the hands of filmmaker John Landis. Along the way the encounter a hostile Kane Hodder and freak out Danielle Harris. Definitely an episode that riffs on horror fandom and the more extreme convention going weirdos who are a bit obsessive. Lots of fun stuff here beginning with a sweet SCREAM homage, a GWAR concert clip and Adam masturbating to a clip from Sam Raimi's THE GIFT. 

Special Features: 

• Cast Commentaries
• Deleted Scenes with Introduction by Adam Green and Laura Ortiz
  - Episode 2 Deleted Scene (3:08)
  - Episode 4 Alternate Ending (3:24)
  - Episode 5 Alternate Opening (3:24)
• Bloopers (5:30)
• Behind the Scenes
  - Holliston History (3:08)
  - Meet the Cast (5:01)
  - Art Direction (3:33)
  - Make-Up and Wardrobe (3:19)
  - Guest Stars (5:45)
  - Horror Convention (4:19) 
  - Bathtun Scene (3:42)
• HOLLISTON: A Sneak Peak (19:51)
• The Road to HOLLSITON Promos

   - The Pitch (2:29)

   - Corri English Audition (9:03)

   - Network Notes (2:47)

   - Oderus Urungus Screen Test (2:15)

   - Dee Snider Make-up test (1:11)

   - On Set with Laura Ortiz (1:18)

Verdict: Weird, wacky and loaded with crude, juvenile humor but it's also pretty witty and smart. A sitcom for the horror-set with tons of great in-jokes and broad situational humor. I laughed my ass off and was pretty envious of the amazing horror-themed t-shirts Adam and Joe wore. Definitely looking forward to a second season, a recommend! The special features are pretty funny, too. You can tell how much fun the cast and crew had making this by how fun the bonus features are.
(3 Outta 5)  

Blu-ray Review: CHILLERAMA (2011)

CHILLERAMA (2011)

LABEL: Image Entertainment
REGION CODE: A
RATING: Unrated
DURATION: 120 mins
AUDIO: DTS-HD MA 5.1
SUBTITLES: English, Spanish
VIDEO: 16:9 Widescreen (1.78:1)
DIRECTORS: Adam Rifkin, Joe Lynch, Tim Sullivan, Adam Green
CAST: Adam Rifkin, Sarah Mutch, Owen Benjamin, Richard Riehle, Joel David Moore, Ray Wise, Kane Hodder, Eric Roberts, Lin Shaye
TAGLINE: The Ultimate Midnight Movie!

I don't know about you but I just get pleased as punch whenever I hear about a new horror anthology coming down the pipeline. The omnibus fright format has always been a personal favorite of mine but they just don't seem as prevalent today as they were in the 70's and 80's - they've definitely fallen out favor. Perhaps it's just cause I was catching up with some of my favorites like Mario Bava's BLACK SABBATH (1963) and one of the many Amicus entries TALES FROM THE CRYPT (1972) some decades years after their initial release, either way there's not exactly a glut of 'em these days no matter how you slice it up and the format seemed to have peaked in the early 80's with the one-two punch of CREEPSHOW (1982) and TWILIGHT ZONE: THE MOVIE (1983). The nineties weren't exactly overflowing with anthologies either with the notable exceptions of FOUR ROOMS (1995) and PULP FICTION (1999) but in recent years there's been a resurgence with the Tarantino/Rodriguez feature GRINDHOUSE, TRICK R TREAT (2007) and effective, low-budget indies like THE DRIVE-IN HORRORSHOW (2009) and III SLICES OF LIFE (2010).

So, when word began to spread about this love letter to the schlocky drive-in films of the 60's and 70's from a handful of talented young directors I was pretty psyched and primed for some b-movie omnibus action. Beginning with the directors we have Adam Rifkin whose 70's stoner-comedy DETROIT ROCK CITY (1999) is a perennial favorite of mine, Joe Lynch who won me over with WRONG TURN 2 (2007), Adam Green who most recently nailed it with the winter-bound horror of FROZEN (2010) and lastly we have Tim Sullivan, director of 2001 MANIACS (2005).


The film CHILLERAMA is a series of vignettes that really sets out to celebrate the b-movie schlock cinema of yesteryear beginning with a wrap-a-round story called ZOM-B-MOVIE from director Joe Lynch that right away gets to the gritty with some distasteful necro-felatio which goes horribly awry, I would ask is there anyway necro-felatio could go well, I guess it's all a matter of perspective, right? The amorous grave robber leaves the cemetery injured to say the least with his naughty bits having been shredded by his graveyard girlfriend. Not something I would do myself but this guy actually limps his way back to his night job at the drive-in movie theatre where it's a special night, it's their last hurrah before the drive-in closes it's doors forever. To commemorate this sad occasion the aptly named drive-in proprietor Cecil Kaufman (Richard Riehle, OFFICE SPACE) is sending his beloved cinema out in style with a four film marathon of rare splatterfests projected on the big screen for a jam-packed crowd of gore-hounds and splatter-fiends.

The first feature is WADZILLA written, directed and starring Adam Rifkin (THE DARK BACKWARDS) and it's a truly tasteless send-up of the b-movie creature features of the 50's. Miles Munson (Rifkin) is a man afflicted with a low sperm count and when he seeks medical help for his condition he is prescribed an experimental drug called "spermupermine" by wacky wang-ologost Dr. Weems (Ray Wise, TWIN PEAKS). The testicular steroid has the unfortunate side effect of enlarging Mile's scrawny sperm when he is aroused - which is pretty often, there are babes galore in this film. These growing pains cause Miles great discomfort in the junk and the only way to alleviate the excruciating sensation is to beat-off and release the beast - and what a beast it is. The short is populated by gorgeous busty ladies and awful b-movie effects from none other than The Chiodo Brothers (KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE). There's appearances from Lin Shaye (INSIDIOUS) and Eric Roberts (SHARKTOPUS) as Gen. Bukaki and while Rifkin couldn't act his way outta a wet paper bag I found the flick to be a juvenile, raunchy exercise in trashiness with a sense of humor about it that brought to mind FRANKENHOOKER (1990) and ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES (1978) - fun stuff with a creamy climax that seemed to reference GHOSTBUSTERS (1984).

Up next is director Tim Sullivan's I WAS A TEENAGE WEREBEAR, a weird mash-up of BEACH BLANKET BINGO (1965) and TEEN WOLF (1985) zapped with a walloping dose of homo-eroticism and fun musical numbers. A clean-cut preppie named Ricky (gay porn star Sean Paul Lockhart) finds his life altered when he's bit on the ass during a sexually charged wrestling match with a leather daddy werebear. Not my cup o' tea but still slightly amusing. This is the first film I've seen from Tim Sullivan and while I can't say it did much for me it did have some fun musical numbers, but honestly it was just a bit too goofy and gay for me. I'm also a bit biased as I generally kinda sorta hate musicals, so that didn't help either. Lin Shay also appears in this segment as Nurse Maleva in a fun homage to THE WOLFMAN (1941) while director Tim Sullivan appears as Coach Tuffman. Some fun moments but overall this was the runt of the litter for me.

In Adam Green's demented Nazi-ploitation comedy THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANKENSTEIN actor Joel David Moore (SPIRAL) makes a turn as Adolf Hitler who sets out to create the perfect Jew-killing machine using the secrets of the family of Anne Frankenstein. Unfortunately he assembles his Arian masterpiece with the body parts of Jews and as can be expected his Golem-esque creation rises up against him with bloody results. This segment looks pretty fucking awesome, a spot on period piece shot in black and white, great production value and set design made this the best looking bit o' the bunch. Kane Hodder (FRIDAY THE 13th VII) appears as the creature Meshugannah and he really puts the "Bear Jew" from INGLORIOUS BASTERDS to shame in the Nazi killing department. The actors in the film seem to be speaking German fluently aside from Moore who wings it with some marble-mouthed nonsense. It's pretty funny stuff with Hodder delivering more than a fair share of cock n' balls destruction to some deserving Nazis, giving them a pounding that leaves them screaming "Shalom!". Pretty absurd stuff, it peters out towards the end having overstayed it's welcome just slightly but there's definitely some fun to be had here for sure.  

The not quite final segment is DEATHICATION, a short interlude of people shitting themselves to death, it's mighty pointless but quickly passes on into the true final vignette, the continuation of the wrap-a-round film ZOM-B-MOVIE. You may recall that the drive-in projectionist lost his junk following an unfortunate graveyard fellatio incident and returned to the drive-in at the start of the film but his blue neon infected wound has leaked the worst kind of cross-contamination possible into the concession stands popcorn unleashing a zombie horde upon the cinema. Luckily, the cinema's suicidal owner/horror host Cecil Kaufman, the awesome Richard Riehle, not only has great taste in bad cinema but a gigantic stash o' guns and an endless array of famous one-liners with which to combat the undead throngs.

So, does this trashy collection of bad b-movies work? Yes and no, these are bad films made to be seen as such, trashy love letters to an era of awfulness awesomeness and to that end I would say it's successful. Whether you enjoy it or not really depends on your stomach for schlock shittiness, for me it mostly hit all the wrong notes just the right way.

SPECIAL FEATURES:
- Directors' Video Commentary
- Wadzilla Deleted Scenes and Trailer (6:04)
- The Making of The Diary of Anne Frankenstein
- I Was A Teenage Werebear Behind the Scenes (21:59), Deleted Scenes (14:27), and Trailer
- Zom-B-Movie Deleted Scenes (4:02)
- Famous Monsters Directors' Interviews (5:41)
- Original Theatrical Trailer
- Trailers: CHILLERAMA (2:13), WADZILLA (2:39), I WAS A TEENAGE WEREBEAR (2:01)

VERDICT: I found it hard not to appreciate the zest with which these young directors tore into making such schlocky, awful films and in the end it really won me over despite some dud humor and flat gags throughout that are part and parcel of the films it's pays tribute to. Make no mistake, they're undoubtedly quite terrible films one and all, trashy, raunchy and distasteful on almost every level and I guess that's what I love about 'em - there's something so cool about a bad film. Now I know there's gonna be some haters who just can't stomach the schlock but count me in, it's bone-headed, offensive, dumb and pretty stupid entertainment. 3.5 outta 5  

FRIDAY THE 13th - The Ultimate Collection Details

Paramount Home Entertainment have announced the October 4th 2011 release of  FRIDAY THE 13TH - THE ULTIMATE COLLECTION 8-Disc DVD Set. The set collects all eight of the Deluxe Editions of FRIDAY THE 13th thru FRIDAY THE 13th PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD. Very excited for this one as Friday the 13th is my favorite slasher film franchises of all time, more so than HALLOWEEN or NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET Jason Voorhees continued to entertain through the years with one bloody kill after the other. While a few of the sequels are imbued with some unintentional cheese I find myself revisiting the films annually without fail.

Through the years I've purchased each edition of the films, including the FRIDAY THE 13th - FROM CRYSTAL LAKE TO MANHATTAN boxset and I own about half of the deluxe edition collected here but for $40 it's cheaper to buy this set, an easy buy for me. No word if a Blu-ray set will follow, you may recall that the first three films did get 1080p deluxe editions, it would be great to see the entire series get the HD upgrade, too.

Paramount Home Entertainment Press Release:

31 YEARS OF THE 13TH IN ONE KILLER BOX SET

THE ULTIMATE COLLECTION

Eight Feature Films Plus Hours of Special Features Debut in Limited Edition DVD Set October 4, 2011 with Collectible Hockey Mask

Take a ride down memory lane with everyone’s favorite psychotic killer Jason Voorhees in the to-die-for DVD set FRIDAY THE 13TH THE ULTIMATE COLLECTION arriving just in time for Halloween on October 4, 2011 from Paramount Home Entertainment. When the original Friday The 13th debuted in 1980, it captured audiences’ imaginations and permeated our collective psyche. 31 years later, the iconic machete-wielding killer continues to haunt, fascinate and terrify a new generation. This comprehensive set includes every murderous moment from Friday The 13th - Uncut Deluxe Edition, Friday The 13th Part 2 Deluxe Edition, Friday The 13th Part 3-3D Deluxe Edition (with two pairs of 3D glasses), Friday The 13th - The Final Chapter Deluxe Edition, Friday The 13th Part V: A New Beginning Deluxe Edition, Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives Deluxe Edition, Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood Deluxe Edition and Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan Deluxe Edition.

This extraordinary collection, which will be released in a Limited Edition of only 50,000 numbered units worldwide, includes a replica of Jason’s hockey mask, an 8-page Collector’s Booklet and hours of special features including slashed scenes, making of featurettes, killer commentaries and much, much more.

FRIDAY THE 13TH -  THE ULTIMATE COLLECTION will be available for the suggested retail price of just $39.99 U.S./$42.00 Canada.

The FRIDAY THE 13th - Uncut Deluxe Edition DVD is presented in widescreen enhanced for 16:9 televisions with Dolby Digital English 5.1 Surround and English, French and Spanish Mono along with English, French and Spanish subtitles.

Bonus material includes:
• Commentary by director Sean S. Cunningham with cast and crew
• Fresh Cuts: New Tales from Friday the 13th
• The Man Behind the Legacy: Sean S. Cunningham
• Friday the 13th Reunion
• Lost Tales From Camp Blood – Part 1
• Theatrical Trailer

The FRIDAY THE 13th Part 2 Deluxe Edition DVD is presented in widescreen enhanced for 16:9 televisions with Dolby Digital English 5.1 Surround and English, French and Spanish Mono along with English, French, Spanish and Portuguese subtitles.

Bonus material includes:
• Inside “Crystal Lake Memories”
• Friday’s Legacy: Horror Conventions
• Lost Tales from Camp Blood – Part 2
• Jason Forever
• Theatrical Trailer

The FRIDAY THE 13th Part 3 - 3D Deluxe Edition DVD is presented in widescreen enhanced for 16:9 televisions with Dolby Digital English 5.1 Surround and English, French and Spanish Mono along with English, French, Spanish and Portuguese subtitles.

Bonus materials includes:
• 3D Version of the film (includes 3D glasses)
• Theatrical Trailer

The FRIDAY THE 13th THE FINAL CHAPTER Deluxe Edition DVD is presented in widescreen enhanced for 16:9 televisions with Dolby Digital English 5.1 Surround and English, French and Spanish Mono along with English, French, Spanish and Portuguese subtitles.

Bonus material includes:
• Commentary by director Joe Zito, screenwriter Barney Cohen and editor Joel Goodman
• Fan commentary by Adam Green and Joe Lynch
• Lost Tales from Camp Blood – Part 4
• Slashed Scenes
• Jason’s Unlucky Day: 25 Years After Friday the 13th The Final Chapter
• The Lost Ending
• The Crystal Lake Massacres Revisited Part I
• Jimmy’s Dead Dance Moves
• Theatrical Trailer

The FRIDAY THE 13th PART V: A NEW BEGINNING Deluxe Edition DVD is presented in widescreen enhanced for 16:9 televisions with Dolby Digital English 5.1 Surround and English, French and Spanish Mono along with English, French, Spanish and Portuguese subtitles.

Bonus material includes:
• Commentary by director/co-screenwriter Danny Steinmann with cast and crew
• Lost Tales from Camp Blood – Part 5
• The Crystal Lake Massacres Revisited Part II
• New Beginnings: The Making of Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning
• Theatrical Trailer

The FRIDAY THE 13th PART VI: JASON LIVES Deluxe Edition DVD is presented in widescreen enhanced for 16:9 televisions with Dolby Digital English 5.1 Surround, English 2.0 Surround and French and Spanish Mono along with English, French, Spanish and Portuguese subtitles.

Bonus material includes:
• Commentary by director Tom McLoughlin with cast and crew
• Lost Tales from Camp Blood – Part 6
• The Crystal Lake Massacres Revisited Part III
• Jason Lives: The Making of Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
• Meeting Mr. Voorhees
• Slashed Scenes
• Theatrical Trailer

The FRIDAY THE 13th PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD Deluxe Edition DVD is presented in widescreen enhanced for 16:9 televisions with Dolby Digital English 5.1 Surround, English 2.0 Surround, French Mono and Spanish Mono along with English, French, Spanish and Portuguese subtitles.

Bonus material includes:
• Killer Commentary by director John Carl Buechler and actors Lar Park Lincoln and Kane Hodder
• Jason’s Destroyer: The Making of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
• Mind Over Matter: The Truth About Telekinesis
• Makeover by Maddy: Need a Little Touch-Up Work, My Ass
• Slashed Scenes Intro
• Slashed Scenes

The FRIDAY THE 13th PART VIII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN Deluxe Edition DVD is presented in widescreen enhanced for 16:9 televisions with Dolby Digital English 5.1 Surround, English 2.0 Surround, French 2.0 Surround and Spanish 2.0 Surround along with English, French, Spanish and Portuguese subtitles.

Bonus material includes:
• Killer Commentary by actors Scott Reeves, Jensen Daggett and Kane Hodder
• New York Has a New Problem: The Making of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
• Gag Reel
• Slashed Scenes